you're gonna go far

Kurt. 18. Broadway

[hqkurthum]

@karofskyhq

Okay but you weren't stronger than me if we're talking physical.

Was I talking physical? We all know that I'm not stronger than you physically.

[scottyphq]

clearly. well yeah you'd be pretty dumb if you admitted everything. but don't worry, i won't tell anyone it was you

[hqkurthum]

I try to be smarter than your average fifth grader. If you need help with someone on the lookout, I have a pretty decent camouflage outfit I can whip out.

[hqkurthum]

any good life advice?

Be true to yourself and don't let anyone tear you down. You're stronger and smarter than any bully who tries to knock you down a peg or two.

[scottyphq]

dude, that's hardcore. didn't know you had it in you hummel. i would be in so much trouble though so that's a pass. maybe on grad day though, he can't do anything then. thanks, i will let you know

[hqkurthum]

There's a lot of things that people don't know about me. If you ever say that it was my idea when you do it, I will deny everything.

[clarkerph]

Okay, for starters, this is football. There’s no court in football, Kurt. And the Ohio State High School Football rulebook clearly states that there should be no music while the ball is in play. We’re lucky we did not get a penalty that day. And I think winning on a stunt does not make us a good team. Can’t wrap your mind around how good of a singer I am? I know, sometimes I’m surprised, too. You wouldn’t catch me doing karaoke at Scandals. I only go there for the fruity drinks.

[hqkurthum]

Whatever. It's the same thing. You throw a ball and get a home run or whatever the hell it is. Either way, sports are sports and you need to stretch your muscles. The more you stretch, the more flexible you are in order to get a goal. There are a few athletes that do ballet in order to become a better sports player. It's stupid that they would have that in a rulebook if it helps. No. I never said you were a good singer.

[hqkurthum]

I think the only time the Titans actually had a good chance of winning was when I was the kicker. Before then... you guys suck, and now you still kind of do. It's really hard cheering for you guys when you keep screwing up. Anyway, if they want to leave glee club, they can. They will regret it once we end up winning and they will be salty and come crawling back. As of right now, it's just less people to have to compete against when it comes to trying to get a solo here.

[clarkerph]

Alright, slow down a little there. It was beginner's luck, and none of that 'Single Ladies' stuff actually works long-term. It was fun, but it was a one-and-done thing. It's over as soon as the word spreads to the other team, and the surprise element is gone. It was cute, but football takes a lot more strategy than that. They can do it, free will is a thing even in high school, but they shouldn't. It's not the right thing to do. If I just wanted solos, I'd go to karaoke night. I care about us as a team.

[hqkurthum]

It doesn't just have to be 'Single Ladies'. There are plenty of other songs that could make hips loose, or to be more flexible on the court. I think you guys gave up too soon when it came to that. It could have given you a lot more wins. But what do I know? It's not like I'm the one that got us a winning score. ... It's so weird to hear you talking about glee club as a 'team'. I still can't wrap my head completely around it. But if you want karaoke, just stick with going to Scandals.

[brittanytm]

thanks, kurt! wait, really? when was this?

they probably had to talk to a real estate agent. ...can i be honest with you? i don't know the difference between a real estate agent and a fake one.

[hqkurthum]

We're in October now. September was last month... school starts in September. I know it's hot as hell in Florida so it makes it feel like Summer all year, but...

Well, fake ones won't have a license to sell to you and couldn't actually sell you a property. But 'real' in front of real estate agent is kind of a different meaning.

[scottyphq]

i swear figgins has got it out for me. i'm always in detention for the stupidest reasons. i ruined your precious grass with my bike? don't understand why i should get detention. grass can grow back, your hair my dude, cannot. maybe you should worry about more important things. so i gotta walk to school for the next week. if it rains can someone give me a lift?

[hqkurthum]

If you want to get detention for a good reason, you could always just park your bike in his office. If you need a ride, just text me the night before so I can work it into my morning routine.

[clarkerph]

Could you imagine the state of the Titans if we quit whenever we lost a game? Wait, that wouldn't happen because we are loyal to each other—something these little bitch-made glee quitters have never even heard of. I don't care if you quit to become the next US president or to sing with hippies at the park, you should have managed your time better. I'm in glee, on the football team, work out six days a week, and also run a successful channel on Twitch. By the way, don't forget to subscribe. I do all that and still don't make excuses to backstab people I made a commitment to, just because we're not good enough for your standards or because you don't like being told what to do. Grow up. We should recycle those election pinback buttons and make "Rachel Berry was right" ones. As for those who stayed, thank you for being a good teammate. Let's use this as motivation to light a fire under our feet, get that trophy, and rub it in their faces.

[hqkurthum]

I think the only time the Titans actually had a good chance of winning was when I was the kicker. Before then... you guys suck, and now you still kind of do. It's really hard cheering for you guys when you keep screwing up. Anyway, if they want to leave glee club, they can. They will regret it once we end up winning and they will be salty and come crawling back. As of right now, it's just less people to have to compete against when it comes to trying to get a solo here.

[brittanytm]

i just put the finishing touches on my summer reading book report and i don't know about you guys, but i've never felt so ready for the big day tomorrow. this is totally going to be my year, i can feel it. sorry ig if you were hoping it was your year, maybe next time. 💁‍♀️ anyway, how was everyone's summers? i just got back from florida, and i totally miss it already, but it's good to be home. lord tubbington is not a fan of the heat, other than the kind that lady cats sometimes get in.

[hqkurthum]

Brit... first, welcome back. Second, you do know that you just missed an entire month of school, right? I'm also with Lord Tubbington with the heat. I don't know how the people in Florida live there.

[jxmeshudson]

alright this might sound kinda morbin or whatever. but i wanna know how it's already almost halloween? when it feels like the school year was just starting not that long ago? ...anyone else feel kinda freaked out about being a senior but have no idea what they're going to do with their future plans yet?

[hqkurthum]

I wasn't thinking about that, but now you have me even more stressed out than I was before the school year started. I'm too young to be getting all these worry lines.

[spencetm]

you also wouldn't have won. not unless my girl sugar was your running mate. probably a good thing you sat this one out.

dude, fuck if i know what goes on in those meetings. don't know, don't care. you couldn't pay me to sit in on one of those things. it's literally lamer than glee club, and that's saying something.

don't worry about it.

[hqkurthum]

Thanks for the confidence boost there. You really know how to make a guy feel great.

I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that. I feel like you're trying to take as many jabs at me as you possibly can. Next you're going to say that Judy Garland was talentless.

You can't just be terrifying people into voting for who you want.

[masespace]

Sorry. I'll put on my cheer face to make you more comfortable with the fact that life has dealt me a pretty shitty hand. So sure, now I am person with low standards. Fun. Grand even.

[hqkurthum]

I didn't mean it in a general sense. It was regarding the election. There's no reason for you to be a dick towards me. I'm sorry if you thought I meant it in a different way.

[spencetm]

maybe if anyone actually cared about student government, it could be. i mean, they do realize they don't actually get any real power, right? whoopedeedoo, they got to pick out what color balloons we're using at prom - who gives a shit?

plus, we all know sugar's got this in the bag, anyway. i've already scared a few of the scrawny kids into promising to vote for her.

[hqkurthum]

I get it. It looks good on college applications. I was thinking about running. At the same time, it won't make a difference at this school. And do they actually even have power over the color or theme of prom? Isn't that up to the prom committee? If not -- then I sure as hope Sugar does end up winning. No offense to Blaine or Sam, but... I can only trust her to make smart choices when it comes to that.

...what did you do to them?

[masespace]

Do you feel better now that you've gotten that opinion off your chest? I think my standards are just fine actually, feel free to set yours differently.

Guess that depends on what was asked. I'm really just here to help the people execute their vision.

[hqkurthum]

I'm sorry, should I be announcing that I'll be taking money to give someone my vote as well? There's nothing wrong with my standards. It's nice to see that leaving glee club made you miserable.

[tyhq]

yeah, i gave it to my mom this time. so as long as she's not working a double then i'll have access to my phone i think. oh yeah, shit. sorry about that man. you take this stuff pretty seriously huh?

[hqkurthum]

Smart move. Hopefully it will never come to that and you'll be able to remember it from now on. Considering that this is something that I would like to think will help with my career in the future -- yeah, a bit.

[hqkurthum]

How much drama do you think this election is going to create? Coming from someone who loves drama... just look at my 'what to watch' list. I feel like this school has had enough drama to last a few decades. How long until the bribes and blackmailing begin? Anyone want to put a bet on it?