[tragicallyunaesthetic]

here’s how tomgreg can still win

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

no way

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

NO WAYYYYY

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

when the muse starts telling me about a complicated man:

[woodrider]

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

[woodrider]

I don't know

[hagiomoto]

You have to be anti-war to care about climate change, and you have to hate the USA to be anti-war.

[catboycrimsonrain]

[nec-sanguinis-atramento]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[blackarachnya]

some of you are really like im so punk fuck the system down with societal norms 😡 btw men are the most oppressed group on the planet

[blackarachnya]

guys with punk in their bio are not happy about this post

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[rororoyourboatthefuckaway]

Me when the terrible people in the show about terrible people doing terrible things do terrible things to each other:

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[yellow-cat]

basicllay the creature got you.

[yellow-cat]

lightbulbs is poisonous