[tragicallyunaesthetic]

here’s how tomgreg can still win

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

no way

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

NO WAYYYYY

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

smallville lex luthor is the reverse zuko

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[sodor-memetime]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[targetedknowledge]

[autism-tips-and-tricks]

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[tall]

[kosmogrl]

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[johnconsa]

watching ivory coast vs ecuador moodboard

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[2nd-massachusetts]

*gently takes your face in my hands* hey. remember that fandom is for fun. if you're not having fun it is ok to step back. if you're intentionally making it unfun for others it is ok to step back. none of this is real. go sit in the sun and smell a flower. i love you.

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode