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who has a bigger hard-on for rules? Alice, Elliott, or Connor?

The only agent in this question is Alice so, get better sources.

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i vote santana be in charge of christmas from now on.

Santa-Santana.. Yeah it fits.

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so everyone in Chloe's family except Chloe is SHV-positive? that's got to be awkward...

Maybe she lost her powers when she was born... Maybe she was adopted.

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Who do you think is sluttier-- Blaine or Haven?

Both?

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chloe is being a super-prig now that she's training to be an agent

Chloe and Ty are still hanging out, while she is with a rebel, we all know she won't pass from the training parts.

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did the Hazel Run BAr and Grill reopen yet?

You know, both owners have a tumblr.

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Alicia needs to get some before she goes crazy from paperwork and fat from cupcakes. Any suggestions?

Alicia, I believe there's tons of people interested in one night stand. Just make a post saying "I need sex" and you will have pervs all over you.

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Aaron and Claire "had burgers"-- interesting Agency code for sex

Who is Aaron? And who is Claire?

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do you think it bothers Charlie that her little sister is getting more action than she is?

How do you all know Quinn is getting any action? Stop being stupid! Maybe Charlie has a boyfriend, or toy boys and you don't even know.

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Santana needs to just accept that she's never leaving Hazel Run and get started on that strip club.

Santana needs to stop being stupid, and be an adult for once, get a brain.

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is it legal to own elves?

God, no!

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madison's training an army of elves to overrun HR and take over the world

Madison should be making clones of herself, not an army of elves.

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do the Agents have a Neurolizer?

"Neuralizer".

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if you could hook up with any resident in hazel run, which would it be?

My shadow.

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who would you go to see at Santana's strip club?

No one? All the people here may be hot, but there's no brains.

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tina's offering strangers her muffin

Finally losing her virginity? Thanks God.

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Cooper watches Hannah Montana

Oh oh oh… I really don’t care. Oh, wait, this is Demi Lovato, not Hannah Montana.