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Sometimes I see a pic of Marko or Paul when I’m in public and have to put my phone away before I start my horndog shit again.

I want Haunted Summer’s John William Polidori carnally.

I want him, he’s tragic.

#I only saw the parts of the film he’s in #he’s not even on the film poster

The way I’d clench around Marko omg

doyouselfshipwith

johnny silverhand from cyberpunk 2077?

Do you self ship with Johnny Silverhand?

Yes, romantic

Yes, familial

Yes, platonic

Yes, some other way (QPA, polyam, etc.)

No, but I see the appeal

No, not at all

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Voting ended onOct 6, 2025

proship/darkship/comship DNI zionists DNI radfems DNI

#k #votes anyways

otterize

Im obsessed with the off kilter wording and cadence of porn blog responses. Like aliens pretending to understand gay sex

exhibit A:

#this reads like Bill and Ted having gay sex with each other

scrrry-mnsters

Might not be so active on here for a bit. My dad passed earlier today in an accident and I’m still processing it.

I need someone to post all the pics of Paul’s bulge you got and tag me. I know someone has it out there.

#tlb paul #tlb paul’s bulge #pls do this community service

jessebloom

really sucks when you want to have sex with an actor so you watch their terrible movies and tv shows and you’re not even gonna have sex with them. shaving my legs for one direction ass…

#this sexy old man and his terrible films he did for a paycheck #the amount of awful films he’s been in is like the number of awful side jobs I’ve worked in this economy #someone’s gotta donate to all those children’s hospitals

Oh to be smoking in bed topless with Paul while we listen to the doors on vinyl

Had a steamy dream about this absolute goober last night 😳

The reason I’m a triple D bra size is so there’s enough for Bill and Ted to share. They get one and a half D each.

scrrry-mnsters

Get your stupid lil anti ass off my blog. Yall are annoying and controlling as shit. Got enough people like that in my life offline. Also, get out of horror spaces.

The need to be double teamed by Bill and Ted after passing around a joint

Need to make a more nsfw icon ig…

I need minors to stop interacting with my shit on here, it’s annoying. I can’t block any of them from this side account because it’s under my old school email which is deactivated and I forgot the password, so all I can really do is block them from my main account cuz I need to be on desktop to block from my side accounts (unless someone can tell me a different way?). I might just delete this one and start using my main account for nsfw stuff.

#also don’t be like ‘NO NSFW ALLOWED IM A MINOR’#but then go around and interact with an obviously nsfw blog #stay out of adult spaces #I’m trying to do my part now do yours too

If I block you on my main block, stay out of here too.

#because most of the time people I block are minors so they *dont* see my posts

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