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vinweavesworlds

(staff room, afternoon)

McGonagall: ... Why does Filius keep looking at you in such a strange manner, Severus?

Snape: (sipping coffee whilst marking) I don't know what you mean.

McGonagall: Why, he keeps glancing at you, as though he's afraid you're about to drop dead any moment.

Snape:

Snape: ...I may or may not have informed Filius about the function of the liver and lungs yesterday evening.

McGonagall:

McGonagall: ...I don't see how that-

Snape: I told him that my organs must be practically decomposed from myself breathing in toxic fumes and testing potions since an adolescent. Then, of course, as Potion's Master. I suspect that from that moment onwards, Filius wholeheartedly believes that I am mortally ill.

McGonagall:

Snape: What? Did you really think repeatedly making poisons and draughts of living death isn't going to have consequences on my health?

Snape: *coughs loudly*

Flitwick: (watery sniffling from behind piles of marking at the other table)

Snape: *smirks*

McGonagall:

McGonagall: You are despicable.

Snape: I am completely and utterly hilarious, Minerva.

#severus snape #snape #minerva mcgonagall #harry potter #hogwarts #harry potter incorrect quotes #hogwarts chaos #incorrect quotes #professors of hogwarts #fanfiction

maxdibert

The Marauders ironically called Severus “Snivellus” while their group was made up of: a posh four-eyed guy who knocked up his teenage girlfriendand die, a dude who at 36 still spent all day whining at his mum’s house, a professional victim who only got a teaching job out of pity and abandoned a woman 13 years younger than him whom he got pregnant, and a bootlicking twat who switched sides more often than he changed his pants. Like—none of them would’ve lasted five minutes in Severus Snape’s life, and they still had the audacity to call him snivelly? Honestly, some people have no shame.

#severus snape #severus snape defense #pro snape #pro severus snape #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew

archivedswazqx

#sterek edit #sterek graphic #stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #sterek pool scene

rokudykeme

kakashi and iruka scenes are few and far in between but the ones we do get are so intimate. like:

they're alone 90% of the time (on the bench, on the roof, in kakashi's office, in that hallway during the wedding episode, during the wedding itself, in iruka's office)

even when they're not, at least one if not both of them have their attention fully on the other (kakashi listening to iruka on the roof with hiruzen, with naruto knocked out in the back hills, at the mission desk, during chuunin exams nominations, in tsunade's office, pain’s attack, vice principal convo in ichiraku, after the graduation exam in boruto)

they're either opening up to or helping each other in most of them (advice on the bench, sincere apology on the roof, tsuande's office with pakkun, during pain's attack, in kakashi's office about the wedding, conversation at the wedding)

there's usually a picturesque background/aspect of some sort framing them in these scenes (the bench with the sunset, standing under flowering trees, in iruka's office in front of a sunset, softer lighting in general)

THE TOUCHING AND BLUSHING AND SMILING AND GAZING. ALL THE TIME. EVERYWHERE.

Even the implied interactions they have in Kakashi Retsuden are like this. The sleep chakra point thing in particular (ESPECIALLY IT BEING ON THE BACK OF THE NECK-- like iruka was not teaching him all that in public, that happened in the privacy of one of their homes or offices)

not to mention the promotional/merchandising materials (of which there are too many to point out but im thinking about the sunflower field one in particular)

#the anime production team really said “we're gonna give the gays everything they want” and i appreciate that. i really do.#i’m too tired to go looking for more screen caps. it’s 3am. y’all watched the show. u know what i’m talking about. hopefully #kakashi x iruka

diminuel

He's taking the stinky child back to the village.

Ace is confused that biting didn't deter Crocodile from picking him up. He doesn't know what to do now.

Continuation of this comic where Crocodile encounters a feral child in the woods (or rather, mountain bandits put a feral child in his path *lol*) ♥♥

frankencanon

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One Piece Crocodile-centric AU where at some point during the Alabasta saga Crocodile realizes that Luffy's his son, but doesn't know what to do about it.

He gets so stressed over it that he winds up confiding in "Miss All Sunday" during a moment of weakness, desperate for someone to tell him what the hell he's supposed to do in this situation...!

(She doesn't have any answers for him, but she won't forget what he has told her...)

It influences him to go a bit easier on Luffy during their fight (at least to the point that he doesn't bother using Haki) not expecting that he'd ever actually be defeated—and yet...

When he wakes up he's on a ship; Nico Robin is leaning over him. "Hello, Boss," she says. "You've been out a while—but I'm going to need you to sleep for a little longer."

The next time he wakes up there's more noise—shouting and the pounding of sandaled feet on wood. He hears a "gomu gomu no—"

And, shit.

She didn't...

She better not have...

Crocodile is going to kill her.

"How unfortunate that you can't swim, Boss. It seems you're stuck here for the indefinite future. Oops."

Nico Robin smiles. "On the bright side, you can finally have that talk with your son that you've been putting off."

He should've known better than to confide in the "Devil Child" Nico Robin—he'd rather she have just drowned him and put him out of his misery...

...and she looks far too proud of herself. Che.

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