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just vile and horny tbh

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When Rick talks about his “three sons that play hockey” he’s talking about Mack, RJ and Will.

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I don’t understand how the NHL is still pushing homophobia when every draft class since 2019 has been nothing but cunty little twinks

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Did they like turn CERN back on on July 21st and just turn it back off again?

Now that Mack’s back home training and Wills getting tagged on IG with Voter, I feel like we just got yeeted back into our regularly scheduled timeline. If I didn’t know that Im not creative enough to make up a dogs birthday party in Nantucket as a plot device, I’d be convinced the last two weeks were some kind of alternate reality fever dream caused by too much AO3 or drugs or something.

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Sure, they wore matching pinstripe shorts (in Mack’s case shortshorts) to a golden retrievers Nantucket birthday party (not a sentence I ever thought I’d type but here we are) because they’re larping being gay because they’re actually so straight that they think it’s funny to act gay.

Yeah, THATS why they own matching pinstripe shortshorts

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Mack in VAN - all black vamp fit w the slutty little shorts, thighs out

Mack in BOS - Old Money White with a respectable inseam, thighs very mindful and very demure

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WSH (or did he legally change his name to W Mack after they got married?) really said “we have conferred with the lesbians and the only correct move forward is to film an ‘80s homage to the super straight movie featuring buff, shirtless men laying hands on each other, in conjunction with a public name change announcement from our joint social media account.” Sure. Why not.

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Sam Dickinson has to be the only man in the history of ever who moved to the Bay Area, got a hot younger bottom (I typed “boytoy” and it autocorrected to bottom and you know what excusethefuckoutofme I stand corrected) and became *less* metrosexual.

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The money is Daddy Grier’s job. I just worry my pretty little head about the couples IG post Will posted (you can’t even really see Mack’s name or number, all you can see is that big ass 2. We get it, you’re number one wife, no need to publicly piss on his leg… unless Mack likes that I guess, which he probably does) and getting ready to be insufferable when they finally win a cup.

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“Haha I wonder what funny lighthearted trope I’ll get” I was not prepared to be brutally psychoanalyzed by a “what ao3 tag are you” quiz this semi-fine afternoon. Read to filth.