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Welcome to (hopefully) the weirdest biology lesson you'll ever have! Essentially a shitpost. I shouldn't be allowed near blorbos. There might be better suited animals, these are all my takes on the characters and animals were picked from ones I knew. Some of these are reposts from my old deactivated bllk blog.
Characters: Nagi, Sae, Bunny, Kaiser, Chigiri, Bachira, Rin
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Tags: nsfw in the way a national geographic documentary is, there are no graphic details but proceed at your own discretion
Seishiro Nagi - Panthera leo (lion)
It comes as no surprise that Nagi is somewhat of a relaxed lover, at least that's how he appears on the outside. He loves following you around, basking in your presence in a room while you're both doing your own thing. He's touchcy with you, unable to walk by without squeezing your ass. When things move to the bedroom, you swear he's a changed man, the same intensity in his eyes as you only see glimpses of on the field. It's almost scary how he cages you in, pulling you back beneath him if you try to squirm away for mercy. However... Once he's reached his own end, you're once more faced with his lazy side... Nagi has a tendency to get very comfortable after finishing, to the point of needing encouragement to do anything for a while after.
Lions are the most social of the big cats, and the males are notoriously known for lazing around most of the time. They are equipped with barbs on their dicks to make sure the female stays in proper position until she's been bred. However, a female's heat almost always lasts longer than the male's stamina, and females have frequently been observed nipping at the male's testicles to encourage him to go again (while he's trying to drag himself away to eep)
Sae is, to many, a walking contradiction. How can one individual be so seemingly unbothered and at the same time so intense? You quickly learn that the way he loves is much the same. He might seem immune to most advances, but once he's set his sight on you, you'll learn firsthand the Itoshi Sae never half-asses anything. The beautiful thing is that Sae won't seek to change you, nor will he let you change him. He shows affection in his own way (one that might be deemed a little odd from an outside perspective) but he is utterly devoted and earnest. Being honest with what you want is the best way forward with Sae.
Bald eagles have a pretty unique display as part of their courtship ritual, in which they fly up high, lock talons and plummet together, only releasing each other at the last moment. That's devotion if I ever saw any. Their courtship also involves showing off nest-building and a plethora of vocal calls. They're monogamous birds who bond for life, continuing courtship behaviour throughout their life to 'renew the spark'. During mating, the male will start by asking the female who will either nudge him away or position herself to be mounted. Sometimes, the female will also attempt to mount the male to let him know that she's ready.
Bunny Iglesias - Lepus europaeus (european hare)
'Mad as a March hare' though you wouldn't necessarily realise before it's too late. By all means, he conducts himself in a pleasant and polite manner, but you know there's more to him than that, having seen some of his inner layers. Bunny loves the hunt, feels a thrill if you were to turn him down. The more you fight, the more he'll be enjoying himself. He loves seein that pout on your face when you argue with him, but the sweetest thing is seeing when you finally crack and give in. It's a general tendency that Bunny enjoys when you're forced to confront uglier parts of yourself, and he will entertain overly enthusiastic fans just to ruffle your feathers.
The european hare is known for "switching" its behaviour during spring, where the typically peaceful males become quite aggressive and activity increases during daytime. They have a courtship ritual that typically involves fights between male and female, where they will stand on their hind legs and 'box' if the female is adverse to the mating, and these fights can be quite brutal. Males will also chase the female around (she is testing the stamina of potential partners) for lengthy periods of time. Lastly, hares are promiscuous, meaning they mate with several partners during one season.
Michael Kaiser - Argonauta spp. (paper nautili, a genus of octupuses)
Kaiser is difficult in nearly every sense of the word. He handles affection poorly, and can be downright mean if he feels vulnerable with you. It takes time to wear him down and get him to open up. At the start, he's prone to claiming that no feelings are involved, it's purely physical (maybe it is, for a time), impersonal, a way for him to blow off some steam. Hell, if he could detach his dick and hand it off for someone to take care of, that might sound tempting. However, once you do earn that hard-won trust of his, he can be slowly coaxed to accept the safety and intimacy that he so desperately needs.
During the process of paper nautili mating, the hectocotylus (a specialised arm) from the male is detached from his body and inserted into the female's pallial cavity. (When originally found, they were thought to be little parasites in the female).
Hyoma Chigiri - Aechmophorus occidentalis (Western grebe)
One thing you can be sure of with Chigiri is that he loves to show off for you. The rush that comes with pushing his body to the extreme is only further heightened when he knows you're looking. That doesn't mean he can't slow down a little for you though, he'd love nothing more than be able to share as much time as possible with you, so be prepared to be dragged out for runs... at your speed of course! Chigiri also loves to spoil you in any way he can and practically glows if you let him take care of things or ask for his help. Other might refer to him as 'princess', but he loves making sure you're the one feeling like royalty.
Western grebes have one of the most complicated mating displays among waterbird species. Males start out by competing in pairs where they exhibit "rushing" behaviour, running along the surface of water while stiffly flapping their wings. Once the female has chosen one of the two males, the pair will run around atop the water for a bit before moving on to other courtship behavious that involve swimming together and making certain head movements. After breeding, the male will take over gathering food for them both to ensure the female has enough energy to form eggs.
There's really no way around it, Bachira is both a fun and energetic partner. He loves experimenting and especially if he can include you in it. Bachira enjoys it when you play along, but isn't opposed to a challenge either. He's attentive to your needs and will make sure to note down anything you seem to enjoy. However, he can be somewhat possessive, and is not at all above showing off his claim on you. One thing is certain, with him as your partner, there's no way you'll find yourself stagnating in any part of your life.
Dusky dolphins (and many dolphins in general) seem to mate "out of season" when the female can't get pregnant, indicating that they mate for pleasure. They also sometimes engage in same sex mating. During mating, the males will chase the female around at high speeds to display agility and speed, as this matters more than size. Foreplay is also incredibly lengthy compared to the reproductive act itself, during which the females tend to be on top. Also worth noting it the fact that dusky dolphins have huge testes and store large amounts of sperm :D
Itoshi Rin - Erethizon dorsatum (canadian porcupine)
Rin is... Intense. Hasn't given much thought to love or dating until he meets you. But once he does set his sights on you, nothing can quite prepare you for how much certainty can fit in one body, there's no doubt in his mind that you are the only one he wants. He has plenty of patience and will make himself a constant of your life, less subtle than his brother, but as undeniably there should you want or need him. But don't get too many ideas, he's sure to keep any competitor for your affection far away, and make sure there can be no doubt whose you are even if you've yet to realise it. The moment he gets your permission, he will be all over you. At the same time, Rin is very much aware of himself and doesn't want to cause you any unpleasant experiences. He can dial down his freak a little when you're in the room, but don't let that fool you.
Canadian porcupines (also known as north american porcupines) have a reputation for being pretty mm.. interesting.. in their courtship display. Males track down females and linger around them once the time of her annual estrus approaches, which the male can smells in her urine. He sprays her with his own urine to help induce estrus just before mating (sorry). Should any other males come by, they'll engage in often relatively fierce fights until one emerges victorious. During reproduction, both male and female porcupine will tighten their skin to keep the quills flat and prevent injury.
Your creative selfshipping projects don't need to be "perfect" in order to make them. You can be messy, you can create for the sake of enjoyment and not because you feel the need to make it "appealing." If it brings you joy, that's all that matters.
