FUCK YOU

I can never ever be a perfect fucking image of what you want.

[hum8ug]

I just want to be understood. I like to be alone.

[textpoststho]

a tip if you have a friend with social anxiety

no matter how often they say no to your invitations, never stop inviting them to do things. even if you know they will say no, just extend the invitation. you dont know how much it will break their heart if you stop. 

[hotboyproblems]

whos going to kiss me on new years eve

[hotboyproblems]

whos:

no im not

oh

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

When you realize that there's only 99 days left until Halloween:

[firedrill]

[daily-showerthoughts]

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

[hum8ug]

I really do smoke too much. But pretty pretty lipstick yes? Yes.

[weloveshortvideos]

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This kid has a staring contest with #ESPN’s camera

[hum8ug]

smoke too much @utrippy

[hum8ug]

Hehehe oops @yummyporn @notsuitableforyoungeraudiences

[hum8ug]

I'm so needy

[hum8ug]

Cute texts from bae to wake up to ❤️

[just-shower-thoughts]

Comic sans is the socks and sandals of fonts

[hum8ug]

HAHAHAHAHA NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE

[just-shower-thoughts]

I feel like all of Katy Perry’s songs are designed to make us forget she’s 31.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most women won’t date a guy that still lives with his mom, but they will date a guy that still lives with his wife.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

envelope HQ

designer: lets attach adhesive for people to seal the envelope weird gary: no lets force them to lick it

[hum8ug]

I want to remake this photo

[u-r-l0v3d-deactivated20260311]

#GrowingUpWithStrictParents Problems Explained By Twitter Users

Always deleting text messages in case they take away your phone.

Telling your friends your parents said no without even asking cause you know it would have been a no anyway.

Rehearsing how you’re going to ask to go out somewhere.

When you’re telling a funny story, but it turns into a lecture…

When your mom says yes you can go out and when you come back home she starts lecturing you.

Standing outside my mom’s room trying to find the courage to ask her something.

Making sure all your friends know the story you’re telling your parents so they don’t get suspicious.

They complain about you being home all the time, but say no when you ask to go out.

Seeing someone have a sleepover with their boyfriend/girlfriend like… HOW?!

When your friends make last minute plans and you can’t go because it takes two business days to convince your parents.

Where are you going? Who’s gonna be there? Are there going to be adults there? Let me talk to their parents.

When you go out and your parents text you every 5 minutes to make sure you’re still alive…

Dating is not a thing.