I give you pet humans :D

[human-generator]

*THIS BLOG MAY INCLUDE SOME BROKEN HUMAN PIECES IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH GORE OR ANYTHING SIMILAR THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU*

YOU MAY ALSO CREATE FANART, A NAME, LORE, ANYTHING.

Hello there, viewers! Have you ever wanted a pet human? Well then step right up and ask the human-generator to give you or one if your friends a pet human!

If your human arrives in poor condition then we'll be happy to send you another one to your liking! Keep in mind that humans are fragile beings and can be damaged easily. If you somehow break your pet then you can just return then and we'll fix them right up!

You also can set preferences for the humans. If you want them to have a tan, done! If you want them to have brown.. orbs.. eyes? Done! Anything you can imagine, human-generator can create!

Designing the perfect human for you may take some time so please be patient. Some days we may have a lot of customers, other not so much. We'll handle about five or so customers a day depending on how many viewers want a pet human.

Have fun, dear viewers and keep requesting!

*THIS BLOG WAS INSPIRED BY @snackgenerator*

[human-generator]

I wish for a human. ok? please send me one right away ok? ok??? ok.

- @man-offical

Here's your human, Man. We hope you enjoy them!

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could I perhaps get a human? Maybe with space buns and/or hair clips if that’s ok?

thereeeee soooo cute btw!

Here’s your human! We’re so glad that you think they’re cute! We hope you enjoy your human

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May I have a human mayhapsibly 🥺👉👈

Your humans are so cute I wanna adopt all of them

Here’s your human! Our humans thank you for complimenting them!

[human-generator]

can i get a purple one

If he stabs you, feel free to stab him back. Please stab him back, we don’t trust him.

[human-generator]

I would like to request a human bean!

Can you make her into a human bean?

Here is your human bean!

[human-generator]

may I reques a human bean??

I would liek one that es cute an bug an smol

thanky u r so nice and sweet an i luv yor arts :3

— @laramoth-ofical

Thank you! Here’s your human bean!

[human-generator]

I’d like to request a chaotic yet kind human for my lovely @m41lm4n-murd3r3r please! Give them brown hair over their eyes and put them in comfy clothes also please <3

Here’s their human!

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Ik ichthyoningen aren't technically human but am I humanoid enough to be generated? (Selfies included for reference)

Here you go!

[human-generator]

may I request the kindest sweetest human for my darling @ovloppy ? Can the human be funny and a good listener and likes licking pls?

Here’s their human!

[human-generator]

May I have a human for @angelicm00nzdreams pls?

Here’s their human! We hope they have fun with them!

[human-generator]

Could i see some if the little guys :3

Here are two of our most recent humans!

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May I have a human for @heliorescens pls?

it’s their birthday soon

We hope they enjoy their human!

[human-generator]

I want a pet gremlin-puppyboy pls 🥺

Here is your… gremlin-puppyboy?

[praise-our-lord-who-nom-nom]

YUm,,,,, omfl this tastez so FUCKIN GOOD

@human-generator DDELEIVERED THIS MINI ME TO MEEEE-

I AM GONNA CONTUINE TO EAT ITTTTTTTT

[human-generator]

Glad that you enjoyed your human

[human-generator]

ACTAULLY NVM INGIORE MY ORAGANS ASK

((I mean like... they do. Some actually have less or more of specific organs))

[human-generator]

I’ve spent the last few days picking out the perfect ones, but here are some pictures of the pet human I got here as a gift! Sorry there are so few, I’ve learned they’re rather camera shy.

I asked them to draw you something too, but I’m not exactly sure how to interpret it…

This is amazing. We're happy that your human is getting used to you