Cause Chaos? Please?

-Ind- -Level 18- -She/Her- -Canes fan until I die-

[human-trainwreck]

Ghost injured

Slavin injured

Kocketkov injured

When will my torture end

[yabagofmilfs]

it is exhausting and demoralizing and embarrassing to be a hockey fan sometimes.

[human-trainwreck]

Svech moved down to fourth line

Kill me actually

[human-trainwreck]

It felt wrong not being able to boo Erik Haula in Lenovo

[human-trainwreck]

K’Andre Miller I take it all back

You absolute LEGEND

[human-trainwreck]

Eric Tulsky you stay away from that Carter Hart contract or I stg

[human-trainwreck]

Jaccob Slavin just made an unintentional 67 joke….what in the hell is going on at Liberty U

[babygirlboeser]

september starts tomorrow. hockey starts in september. that basically means hockey starts tomorrow. there’s hockey tomorrow. WAR IS OVER WE MADE IT!!!!!

[human-trainwreck]

the southern is rubbing off on our players because tell me why the first thing Jackson Blake bought with his fat pay check was..

A BOAT

[moon-honey-31]

the time between “new amulet post” and “reappearance of said amulet post with OP asking who the fuck the toronto maple leafs are” is getting shorter and shorter. soon hockeyblr, in its ravenous hunger during the lean off-season, will have nothing left but the bones of a thriving amulet-posting ecosystem to pick through until fall and its bounty of content return

[pyotrkochetkov]

fuck those 5 men and fuck hockey canada

[oscmints]

the canes need a young funny social savvy gen z girl to run their socials cause the current account upkeep is ass.

[remedy7411]

I think Caniacs need to be smug af about the fact Ehlers chose the canes. He was offered more money and lots of other teams and he thought and thought and he picked us!

Fuck the narrative that ppl don’t want to play on the Canes Ehlers did.

(Also who else wants to believe that Mr. Andersen called him and told him how great the Canes are before he signed considering they are both Danes and both on the Olympic team?)

(Oh I just realized we now have another future olympian on the team!!!!)

[human-trainwreck]

TULSKY I TAKE IT ALL BACK YOU LEGEND

[human-trainwreck]

MY SON (Scott Morrow) WAS JUST SENT TO HELL (NY)

I AM INCONSOLABLE NO ONE TALK TO ME

[human-trainwreck]

Sorry we are paying him how much???

[human-trainwreck]

K’ANDRE MILLER WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THIS