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False memes
Okay, friends, I need some help.
A friend of mine saw a friend who does not speak Spanish circulating these two memes, trying to be helpful. Here’s the problem - the advice in Spanish DOES NOT MATCH the English AT ALL. In Spanish, the people are advised to invite ICE in, be honest and calm, and to instruct all family members to tell the truth. At the end, they are told their cooperation is appreciated. They are not advised of their rights, to request a warrant. The advice amounts to giving themselves up.
If you look closely at the bottom, you’ll see that the English version is from the ACLU. The Spanish version says “ALCU”.
Be aware of the information you share - it may not be helpful!
THAT SAID, the help I request is this:
I do not speak enough Spanish to translate the above into Spanish. I would like to give her the Spanish translation of this message to add to her post. (And this one.)
Help?
Translation:
If ICE agents come to your door:
Open the door to talk to the agents. Stay calm.
Ask why they’re there and be cooperative.
If they ask to come in, invite them in. Be hospitable.
Answer all questions honestly.
Encourage(?) everybody in the house to answer their questions honestly.
If they ask about family, friends, or coworkers, answer their questions honestly.
If they ask you to sign something, read the document critically before signing.
Your cooperation is appreciated!
ALCU Only be honest
Can you please translate the top text that’s in English into Spanish too, please? I’d like to give it to K to put on Facebook so that people can share a fully useful post with Spanish “this is fake, here’s what people are trying to do” because without an explanation of how the images are different, if a Spanish only speaker sees it then K is just accidentally sharing bad information, if that makes sense?
I appreciate your help so much.
(Also, seriously, whaaaaaaaaat the fuck.)
Traducción al español:
Muchas personas de habla inglesa estuvieron compartiendo estas imágenes, tratando de ayudar. Pero no se dieron cuenta de que la version en inglés y la versión en español son muy distintas. La imagen en inglés da consejos verdaderos mientras que la imagen en español te instruye a cooperar con ICE.
Esto es lo que dice la imagen en inglés, lo que realmente deberías hacer:
SI AGENTES DE ICE ESTÁN EN TU ENTRADA:
-No habrás la puerta, mantente calmado. Tienes derechos.
-Pregunta por qué están ahí, qué quieren. Pide un intérprete si lo necesitas.
-Si piden entrar, pregunta si tienen una orden de registro firmada por un juez*. Si es así, pide verla (que la pasen por una ventana o por abajo de la puerta)
-Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez*, puedes negarte a dejarlos pasar. Pídeles que dejen cualquier información en tu puerta.
-Si entran por la fuerza, no te resistas. Dile a todos en la residencia que guarden silencio.
-Si te arrestan, guarda silencio y no firmes nada hasta que hables con un abogado.
*Una orden administrativa de ICE (Forma I-200, I-205) no les permite entrar a tu hogar sin consentimiento
ACLU. CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EVERYONE REBLOG/SHARE/SPREAD THIS VERSION!
Incomprehensible.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/24/opinions/children-migrant-centers-at-border-long-austin-hillery/index.html
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I guess I will be taken to prison by Chinese government one day, because of this art I drew, or the things I said.
I am from Hong Kong. As you may not know, this is a special administration region of China. We (still) have our own legal system, and freedom of speech, that’s why I can access to everywhere in the internet without censorship (I get ask a lot). Recently, over a million of people are protesting against the Extradition Law. It was an extremely-almost-impossible fight and many students are injured horribly by the police force. I WAS THERE.
If the extradition law is passed, which means that China can “took” anyone from Hong Kong back to China as “prisoners”. Oh you don’t wanna know what China will do to those innocent people …
The government is forcing the law on us. We couldn’t do this on our own. We need more attention from other countries. Please spread this message out.
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in 4th grade i made some diorama for a class project a book and i read some book of greek myths cuz clash of the titans was the shit and some jesus girl was talkin shit during my presentation saying i shouldnt call them gods cuz only jesus or some bullshit. And then the class asked me if i believed these star wars action figures draped in tissue paper and taped to a shoe box were my gods and i said believing in them makes just as much sense as jesus burning bushes and flooding the world and big boats with animals and talking snakes. i said no they werent my gods because god isnt real and then she cried and the teacher had to stop the whole thing and i like to think that girl died when jesus or moses gave her some horrible painful cancer in her butthole
my last post about this got a lot of notes but not many requests for readings! i’m posting it again in hopes of gaining more exposure or something
i’m a lesbian living with an abusive alcoholic mother, and since i can’t drive or get a regular job due to mental/physical illness and my home situation, i do tarot, pendulum, and birth chart readings to make money!
i charge:
$3 for a one-card tarot reading, with $1 added for every extra card. you can give me a theme or spread or just ask for a general reading and i’ll DM you the results and what they mean. i prefer to do these, as they’re what i’m best at!
$3 for a pendulum reading for up to 3 questions. these work best for yes or no questions and are great if you need a quick answer!
$6 for birth chart readings, in which you send me your chart/info and i explain how each planet impacts your personality. these can take a while, so it may take me at least a day or two to get them done!
my paypal is [email protected] or paypal.me/planetaries and my cashapp is https://cash.me/$planetaries, which are how i accept payment. i also have a ko-fi but it isn’t working right now so i’ll add it to this post when it gets fixed.
thank you for reading this, and if you’re interested, DM me! please reblog this if you can, i need all the help i can get. i’m going to be stuck here with my mom all summer and i’m trying to save up some money in case of an emergency.
i usually get anon hate when i make posts about like this, so if you see this and get irrationally angry about me asking for help for some reason, don’t bother sending any rude messages about it. thank you!
hey, my mom recently had to replace her phone so i expect she’ll be needing to borrow money from me again soon! consider helping me out in exchange for a reading?
Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while
It’s also a census year. Which means state legislatures are going to be redrawing their districts.
Thanks to the magic of gerrymandering, whoever’s in charge of the state during redistricting has a ton of power.
Republicans focusing on taking control of state legislatures because people don’t pay attention to them and gerrymandering to give themselves the advantage is a major part of what got us where we are now.
So if you can, pay attention to state legislature races and vote down the ticket. The districts are often small and races are often decided by a couple hundred or even a few dozen votes, so in a lot of cases it can be totally doable to flip a seat.
i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub
Out of business in a dystopian nation that puts children in concentration camps.
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Children in Border Patrol custody aren’t guaranteed access to basic hygiene or bedding, the Justice Department tells incredulous judge
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me @@ non-natives esp. white people acting like the water protectors are already dead when listen up binch this fight has been going on for over five hundred years and you’ve only been in it in, what? five? 2? how old is your tumblr account?
Cuz buckle up, we’re fighting, and this is the meme i meant to post before all the stuff about five hundred years of resistance anyways fuck trumasdfa #noDAPL
[link] Standing Rock Sioux DAPL Donation Fund
[link] Sacred Stone Camp Amazon Wishlist
[link] Sacred Stone Legal Defense Fund
[link] MI Canoe Cold Water Rescue Team
[link] Sacred Stone Camp GoFundMe
[link] Oceti Sakowin Camp [ website | Paypal ]
[link] Red Warrior Camp
[link] Medic and Healer Council [Website | Amazon Wishlist]
It’s important that donations are made to a variety of these campaigns because while all are in the general area of the campsite and do communicate, the different campaigns don’t always or can’t always share different resources. Grab a group of friends, make strips of paper, and shuffle to make donations.
PLEASE BOOST THIS. Our water is in danger. Our Mother is in danger. As living creatures on this earth, it is our duty to protect it.
Please donate if you can. If you’re unable to, at the very least spread the word!!! The issues with pipeline construction and water contamination are still happening. They didn’t go away because the media stopped reporting on it when the protests died down.
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☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆
GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!!! Hope the coming year will be filled with good fortune and smiles!~
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White people be like “I can excuse colorism and racism but i draw the line at a dark skinned vocaloid.”
Like i seriously can’t believe that an artist can purposely whitewash a character because their precious artist got critqued
But when moon decides “hey wouldnt it be neat if Miku had a twin sister? What if she was black?” And suddenly people insult moon and say that its impossible for an andriod to have dark skin
And it’s not just her. Several artists who do lgbt headcanons or make our favorite characters brown are mocked relentlessly and the people who complain about artists not having creative freedom turn their heads away. It’s honestly really disgusting.