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Me: And I’m sorry your hard time is making me hard.
Girl: What?
Me: What?
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Girl: I’m so sorry for crying like this. I’m just having a really hard time right now.
Me: And I’m sorry your hard time is making me hard.
Girl: What?
Me: What?
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It has been forever.
Okay, so I know it's been a very long time and I'm so sorry. Things have been a literal living hell. I now have a beautiful daughter who was adopted by an amazing family. Giving her up to a different family gave into more than its fair share of depression, grieving, and hormones. I'm still dealing with them. On top of that, my cancer came back and it was worse this time. I've felt like shit almost everyday and I'm always in pain. I'm improving but the doctors say the worst isn't behind me yet. The amazing part of everything is that I have the most incredible owner who has stayed with me through all of this and hasn't given up on me even when I gave up on myself. He has been there around the clock making sure that I'm not alone and that I'm taken care of. II swear I couldn't ask for a better owner. Thank you, @iwontbenice, for keeping me alive.
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Cock worship
A woman should look onto a Man as onto a God. It is not a woman’s place to question a Man’s actions, desires, or motivations. It is her duty to obey and to serve. She should trust that her Man is a just God and that when He punishes her He is giving her what she deserves. She should always strive to do better.
When greeting a Man, a woman should show her deference by getting down on her knees. She should first kiss His feet to acknowledge her inferiority and submission and then she should kiss His crotch to show her devotion to His sacred member, the symbol of His power and virility.
It is natural and good for a woman to worship a Man’s cock. To desire nothing more than to serve it and please it always. The very thought alone may bring her to ecstasy. But in her eagerness she should not forget her place and she should remember to always put His pleasure above hers.
A woman should always be grateful for any attention a Man deigns to give her and she should make herself available to Him at all times.
A Man’s seed holds the gift of life and as such it is sacred. To receive His seed in her womb is the highest honor a woman can receive. But being allowed to swallow or to receive His seed on any part of her body should also be considered as a blessing for which she should express her due gratitude.
Loving, serving, and obeying Him, worshiping His cock as the symbol of His divinity and domination, giving up her body to His will, this is what holds the key to the greatest honor and fulfillment that a woman can ever achieve.
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Reblog if you’ll do your part, or support, normalising sexism, sexist behaviour, objectification and discrimination of women in all spheres of society. Degrade and humiliate the women in your life. Belittle them today and every day hence; cease any opportunity you have to make them feel insignificant, dumb and helpless, and if you’re consistent about it they might just eventually start believing it. Do your part today to make them believe that their happiness and their wellbeing is dependent upon your happiness and your wellbeing. Punish any action that promotes selfishness and independence of thought or will and do it severely. Your women are here to make your cock hard, not your life. Normalise sexist behaviour in thought and actions, at home and in the public sphere, and do your part to support, encourage and promote the depiction of women as sexualised objects. Start early and get them while they’re still young, naive and impressionable, and do it today.
If this isn’t seen re-blogged everywhere than we live in a society filled with more cowards and SJW than I thought. @patriarchy-thewayforward
I am an object, and I do require men for happiness. I’m a woman, and I’m weak because of that.
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I am an object and I do require men for happiness. I’m a woman and I’m weak because of that. @takingmymoment did I do good sir! 😍
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I support this 100% I am a toy for men nothing else and like any woman my consent does not matter
You have My word on it @patriarchy-thewayforward. I want feminism to be destroyed and women’s suffrage buried and forgotten. This is the path to get there.
So, you want to become a bimbo?
So you want to become a bimbo for real do you? It’s easy! You can message me to get direct advice and possibly full training, or you can start on your own with a few tips.
Becoming a bimbo does not happen over night. It can take years and years if your older, or if you’re younger, it could only take a short amount of time. Just know that while you may not look like a bimbo today, or tomorrow, or even next week, you can start acting like one right now!
Starting out:
First know that becoming a bimbo is all about attitude. You have to commit to the attitude of a bimbo. You have to want to be desired, want to be the girl everyone stares at because of her looks. You have to want to be on display constantly. Everything you do, every action you take, is designed to show off. For Example: bending over to pick something up stops being from the knees and starts being from the waist. You still have to go to the grocery store, but now you do it in 4in heels and a tiny skirt. EVERYTHING is about showing off.
The 3 Rules a Bimbo Lives by
These are the rules that guide a bimbo’s life. All training and bimboifcation revolves around these 3 rules. A bimbo constantly obsesses over these 3 rules. They are ALL that she cares about.
Always be showing off - A bimbo does all she can to show herself off to the world. This includes wearing small outfits that show lots of skin, and making sure she is seen as much as possible in them. A real bimbo doesn’t ask “is this to revealing?” She asks “is this revealing enough?” A true bimbo also takes lots of selfies and posts them online so the entire world can see how she looks. She doesn’t think: “I hope nobody sees me like this.” She thinks “I hope everyone sees how hot I look!”
Have something worth showing off - With the first rule, she has to have a body that is worth showing off. Is her hair right? Is she tan enough? Are her tits big enough? Is her ass tight enough? Is her lipstick sexy enough? Making sure she is always in shape with a tight body, big tits, and fake everything else is one of her obsessions. She will want to show off more and more with all the effort she puts in to keeping her body worth being on display.
Do everything you can to please men sexually and physically - For a bimbo, it’s a man’s world, and her role is to support men. She is a man’s play thing. She is his object, his arm candy, his fucktoy, his submissive. She is obsessed with pleasing men. She is always smiling at them, making them feel comfortable, and giving them everything they ask for. Whether she can just get you a beer, or the best blowjob you’ve ever had, a real bimbo obsesses over pleasuring every man in every way she can and as best that she can. A bimbo does not think about her self first. She does not get a boob job because “I want people noticing my boobs”. She gets it because “Men like big tits and I want to give them something to look at.” She does not dress sexy because “I want to find a hot guy”. She does it because “Men will have something nice to look at wherever I am”. A true bimbo puts her desires and needs behind the desires and needs of every man out there. She lives her life to please men, all men, until her master puts limits on it.
Training!
Now that you know the 3 rules, we can start the training. I break training down into 3 stages. The first stage is a basic bimbo stage that most girls don’t get past. Some will make it to stage 2, and the real bimbos make it all the way to stage 3.
Let’s begin!
The First Stage: Fashionable Girl
So now that your ready, lets take the first step. These are the first steps you can start today to work towards being a bimbo. I call this step the “fashionable girl” stage because most fashionable women do this anyway.
Join a gym! Go 5 days a week, for at least 1 hour. This include weight lifting, cardio, and other exercises. A personal trainer is recommended if you have a lot of weight to lose, but being a bimbo is about not just being thin, but also having a tight body.
Eat better! Go either all vegetarian or eat less unhealthy food. Again, a thinner body is better. DO NOT STARVE YOURSELF! This is not only unhealthy, but goes against weight loss. Eventually your appetite will decrease naturally.
Go shopping! You may have some work body wise, but you can still buy smaller outfits now. If you are wanting to ease into it so people don’t notice, just buy outfits that are slightly small and tighter than you would normally wear. Make sure they are vibrant and scream ‘look at me’. Make sure they are shorter skirts than you normally wear and show more cleavage as well. If you are not a step or two outside of your comfort zone, you are not doing it right.
Go to the salon! Go get a new hair cut. Maybe you don’t go blonde today, but you can still get your hair done. Longer is better as well as a solid color with extensions. It is a good first start. Lots of body and fuller is better. A salon can also give you makeup tips.
Wear more Makeup! Every day, apply more and more. Look online for video how-tos (i provide in real training) and look at photos for inspiration. This also includes lashes, nails, and makeup that highlights your eyes and lips.
Tan! A bimbo has a slight tan. If you live in a cold climate, a tanning bed is a must. Go a few days a week until you get a good glow yo your skin.
Buy lots of heels! There is nothing wrong with heels for any occasion. If it’s at work, out at night, or even around the house, you never have enough heels and should wear them as often as possible. Try for heels 90% of the day, everyday.
Take lots of selfies! A real bimbo always shows off. When you are all dolled up, take a selfie and post it online. Facebook, tumblr, twitter, doesn’t matter. A real bimbo is proud of her body and always wanting to display it to the world.
If you slowly follow these steps, within a few weeks, you’ll feel more confident as a bimbo. This is the hardest stage and will take the most time. Maybe 6 months to a year depending on weight loss. So don’t get discouraged and stick with it! This stage also provide a solid base that’s needed for stage two!
The Second Stage: Basic Bimbo
So if you mastered all the steps in the first stage, you are ready for stage 2, but you must have first mastered the first stage, no exceptions. They are all required to be routine and your “new normal” before continuing.
The next stage brings you from a ‘pretty and fashionable girl,’ to bimbo level 1. This is where you really transform.
Dye your hair blonde! No exceptions here. Bimbos are blonde, period. Get the most platinum blonde hair you can and maintain it. Remember, longer is better and you want fuller hair up top, thin hair leading down the back.
Get plastic Surgery! A tit job is required and should be no smaller than a DD. Also, you may now realize you need to get Lipo. This is fine. Everybody is different and sometimes diet and exercise just isn’t enough. Lipo all remaining bad areas.
Get a Bimbo Job. A bimbo job requires you to show off. This could be a Hooters girl, a Promo model, or a stripper or whore. You’re choice, but pick from one of those. This may not be your full time job, but it will facilitate your desire to be shown off.
Get Horny! You heard me, make sure you always want to have sex. As a bimbo, you’ll find you can sleep with better looking guys. Make sure you are doing it. It’s your goal and your job to please them. Being a bimbo is about pleasing men. Your reward is their cum in your mouth. It’s your test for success. (Tip from my bimbo friend at http://xsubmissively-yoursx.tumblr.com/) To help you get horny, masturbate to the edge of an orgasm daily, but never allow yourself to cum. Only a man can allow you to cum. This should keep you horny all day long.
Increase all the 8 items from the first stage. Work out more focusing on specific areas, get shorter skirts and tops that show more skin. Increase the amount of heels you buy to the point that you can’t find flats in your closet aside from your workout shoes. Continue to eat healthy and take more and more selfies.
Understand your role. As someone who wants to be a bimbo, you have to understand that bimbos are there for the pleasure of men. Understand that your role is to do nothing more than please men. You do this by the way you look and the way you act. Men are the object you crave. All men. You do anything and everything you can for men. Your reward will be their cum in your mouth. It is how you gauge how successful you have become at being a bimbo.
Once you have finished stage 2, you are now at the beginning of being a bimbo. Stage 3, the final stage, is where you go from sexy, beginner bimbo, to full-blown fucktoy bimbo.
The Third Stage: Total Bimbo
So, you’ve made it this far. For you to continue, you must have mastered all the previous steps. You have to feel like there is no more surgery you can have, no more weight you can lose, no more you can show off. Now you are ready to become a true bimbo because yes, you can show off more, dress sluttier, and have more surgery.
Forget about everything! Well, not what I’ve taught, but everything else. Forget about what is going on in the world. At this point, your life should be consumed with: how you look, how you look to men, how you look in the mirror, how you look in that outfit, how you would look with bigger tits, how you would look with a shorter skirt, how you would look…… Nothing else matters except how you look. Sex with any man and his cum is the prize for your look. If a man wants to fuck, you get a lovely reward at the end that validates all your hard work.
Change your Job! Had a bimbo job before? Now you need a slut job. Stripper, whore, cam girl, or house wife are your 4 options. No exceptions. You have too much work keeping up with your body to wait tables or answer phones.
Clothing is as tiny as possible. No dress is too short, no top too small. A man will tell you if it’s inappropriate, but until he says something, show as much boob, skin, and leg as possible. Bras are not required with how perky your fake tits are and panties aren’t really desired. All in a room should see your tits and your pussy whenever you bend over.
Understand your new role. You are there to look good and fuck. Nothing else. Your opinion doesn’t matter. You’re not to speak unless asking permission or unless spoken to. You’ve gotten so air headed you’ve let a man make all the decisions in your life. In fact, you aren’t even letting him. He just is because someone has to and you go along with it. While men are talking, bimbos are ensuring they look good and fuckable when their man is ready, which is any moment. They are at the total control of their man who regiments their life, so all a bimbo has to do is worry about how she looks and how well she fucks.
Not everyone will make it to stage 3. In fact, most women who want to transform really don’t want more than stage 1. That’s fine, they are just not full bimbo material.
Take the first step regardless if you don’t think you’ll get to the third. You never know where you will end up.
Good Luck!
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So I haven't posted an actual entry in a really long time, and I can't sleep so here it goes lol Things have been insane in my life and I'm so sorry I haven't kept up my blog as well as I should. The biggest thing that has happened that I'm comfortable with sharing is that I have a brain tumor. I've been listed to undergo surgery and I have really good chances of living, but the pessimist in me is very scared. The biggest side effect of this is that I forget a lot of shit. I've forgotten my name and age on several occasions. I forget how to drive sometimes or where I live or that I'm cooking. It has been a struggle. I'm SO LUCKY to have such an amazing Owner. My Owner has always been around for me, even after I told him several times to leave. There are times that unfortunately forget him too. That hasn't stopped him from always being here for me and talking me through the bad days when killing myself seems to be the better answer. He stays up with be even when he's exhausted just to ensure that his property is safe. I couldn't be more thankful for what he does and I love him so fucking much. @iwontbenice So that is part of what has been going on in my life. I will try to keep my blog as updated as I can, and answer as many messages as I can, but if I don't respond immediately just know that I will get back to you ASAP. ♡♡♡♡
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