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@hummelises-blog
Party pals, I wish I could say Daylight Savings Time didn’t fuck the entire rest of the country up (shoutout to Arizona for not being stupid and going through with it) but like, I’m feeling the aftereffects of it still and if anyone needs me, don’t. I will be in bed watching Luke Cage. This is all.
kweencass:
Yeah, a party would totally be good right now. I need a whole bottle of tequila ngl.
I’m buying. You need a spa weekend. I’m buying that, too.
kweencass:
Same girl. Here’s hoping I never lose my powers again, not sure I’d survive #powerswaptheredux.
Did you say party? Because that sounds ideal. No more power swapping, please and thank you.
kweencass:
Uh, hey guys. A lot happened, I guess. I don’t know. You could say I’ve been outta this world for a couple days. I’m glad everyone has their powers back. Or like, I assume everyone has their powers back. I have mine back. Which is kind of a relief. Anyway. Who wants to party or whatever?
I am so, so relived that this mess is all over.
TEXTS || CASSLISE 🌙🌟🌠
CASS: Cassiopeia was attacked. I will explain more when you arrive.
CASS: I forgot you didn't have your powers. Please drive safely. Cars are death traps.
ELISE: Please tell me she's going to be okay.
TEXTS || CASSLISE 🌙🌟🌠
CASS: Elise, this is Sirius. I think it's best if you come meet us the house.
ELISE: DAD?
ELISE: ... Is something wrong???
ELISE: I'll be right over. Two shakes. Or however long it takes to drive twenty over the speed limit.
julietteevans:
How could you not see that movie? I guess so.
My preferred genre is bad sci-fi 80s movies, so I don’t know what that tells you!!
TEXTS || CASSLISE 🌙🌟🌠
ELISE: Where are you, my shining star?
ELISE: It's been exactly seventeen hours, thirty five minutes and twenty seven seconds since we last spoke.
ELISE: Don't ask me how I know that, my powers are still GONE.
@kweencass: feelz good to be home 😴
@hummelises: @kweencass YAAAAS KWEEN, GO NAP!!!
TEXTS || CASSLISE 🌙🌟🌠
CASS: I MEAN I hear sexy things sure but it's like non stop now. I'm into it.
CASS: HAHAHAH Jacob and Jasper get married. J squared. (Why do I know all these names?!)
ELISE: HELL YES, as it should be, all is right with the world.
ELISE: anybody cute thinking those things tho???
ELISE: I DON'T KNOW, WHY DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THESE NAMES? friends don't let friends read twilight.
@valenciadelafuente: @hummelises doesn't carry the same weight. makes me think of that one black market guy in hercules with the cape full of sundials.
@valenciadelafuente: @hummelises lord denotes royalty, which is only appropriate. also, seconded.
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente okay but first of all, hercules is my favorite disney movie and second of all, i am megara and the black market guy with the sundials. he is me.
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente okay, but can i be a time overlord? that sounds waaaaay more dangerous
TEXTS || CASSLISE 🌙🌟🌠
CASS: I AM!!! I'll be home in like, 20 minutes, I'M SO EXCITED TO SLEEP FOREVER.
CASS: I don't have to read his mind to know he'd date you. BUT YEAH pretty much, it's not that fun tho, I only like when I hear sexy things about me.
CASS: O M G TRU fuck Twilight. Fuck Edward and his lil sparkly dick.
ELISE: YOU DESERVE ALL OF THE NAPS, MY SPACE QUEEN.
ELISE: Stop, you're so kind to me. Do you not hear sexy things about you all the time? Because that's like, incorrect always.
ELISE: #TeamJacob or is it #TeamGaycob, stay tuned
@valenciadelafuente: @hummelises you have to deal with your lack of time lord status.
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente excuse. i'm a time LADY.
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente and since you've got me started, do you know WHO sucks?
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente (that was a pun because DOCTOR WHO SUCKS)
TEXTS || CASSLISE 🌙🌟🌠
CASS: we're going to the beach!! idk when yet but he can't usually play in the sun OR smoke weed so those are two things I wanna do with him while he's not vamping out. yeah like it's whatever, I'm pretty sure most of it is other people's thoughts (my dad's thoughts are boring, who's surprised? so full of gross science) but earlier i'm p sure my mind recited all of harry potter. honestly i'm just impressed I could remember all of HP, I never even read those books. I've been meaning to. They're just sitting there.
ELISE: I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING AN AMAZING TIIIIIIIIME
ELISE: OMG how cool is it that you can read everyone's minds? Can you read Tesla's and tell me if he'll ever date me?
ELISE: DAMN, I'M IMPRESSED. IT could have been worse tho, you could have recited Twilight.
@valenciadelafuente: @hummelises you can make up for the bus trip by playing with my hair until i fall asleep.
@valenciadelafuente: @hummelises even though, all things considered, we're already even.
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente like i'm gonna pass up an excuse to touch your hair? i'm only so strong.
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente how'd you figure that one??
@valenciadelafuente: @hummelises nor can i take my usual shortcut, so public transit it is, i guess. give me twenty?
@valenciadelafuente: @hummelises pour me a glass before i even hit the door, please.
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente i would fastforward it for you but LOL THERE'S THAT CRISIS AGAIN
@hummelises: @valenciadelafuente no worries, gorgeous, i set aside a bottle for ya
TEXTS || CASSLISE 🌙🌟🌠
CASS: HMMM good idea, I'm going to hit up apple jacks. He has it now HAHAHAH HOW IRONIC.
CASS: I KNOW but I'm telling you he is NOT into me!
CASS: I've also been hearing voices nonstop but I'm honestly feeling better than ever!!! I might be going on a road trip with Sonny!
ELISE: DO IT UP. GROUP CHAT IT, WHATEVER. we are here for you
ELISE: GESUNDHEIT.
ELISE: OMG SONNY IS SUCH A CUTIE WHAT A FUN TRIP THAT WOULD BE!! where are you going and when are you leaving?! i'm glad you're feeling better honestly. voices in your head sounds like suckola but a small price to pay, amirite???