Hummus of New York

Glimpses into the life of Hummus just living in New York.

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"Look at me, bitch! I'm like Coca-Cola. I'm Classic."

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"What makes you the most proud?"

"Being a mother to my four babies."

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"I come here everyday and wait for the clock to turn five."

"Why?"

"I saw Jay-Z pass by here one day at 5:00 and hope that it wasn't a once in a lifetime occurrence."

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"If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?"

"I don't think I would change anything. I mean look at me! I'm perfect."

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Seen in Hell's Kitchen.

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"I've been coming here to feed the pigeons for 60 years."

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"Where did you two meet?"

"We met on Grindr."

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"I come here to look at the water."

"What do you think about."

"What it'd feel like to be a chickpea again."

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I help people feel good.

How?

By giving them a little spice when they need it.

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Where do you think you'll be tomorrow?

Probably in someone's stomach. Hopefully.