elephants.

i'm david, i'm twenty, and i'm from charleston, sc. my feet yearn for the feel of a board. here's to the moment of suspension before gravity takes control.

[pugking-deactivated20200807]

[tropicanamama-blog]

Due to high sulfur levels, inhabitants of the Izu Islands had to wear gas masks to survive. What results? Some of the scariest wedding photos ever.

[deaddreamers]

fuck

[yourlifeisapie-blog1]

…Are you my Mummy?

[restoringlaura-deactivated20130]

[d-pressedlife]

probably not.

[featherlight-obsession]

fuck no. i turned into a monster. what the fuck happened?

[0517am]

im a wreck

[xthebookkeeperx-deactivated2013]

hell no

[fineyoungsatanist]

Probs

[h31r0fd00m-moved-blog-blog]

They’d be upset with the fact that I gave up our dreams. But.. I have more friends now then I did back then. I think they’d be happy to know that. 

[moosefrootloops]

I think they’d be proud, yet disappointed all in one. Proud that they had grown up and been able to accept myself for who I am, and to have at least a little hold on my OCD. Yet I think they’d be disappointed that I’m not where I wanted to be when I grew up.

[surgeon-andthe-scientist-deacti]

fuck no.

this made me cry

[siknastynik]

probably not… :-/

[panda-propaganda-deactivated201]

probably. kids luv me.

[dont-forget-2-be-awesome]

[bear-moved-deactivated20240904]

Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers

[weddingdaydreams-blog]

[ichasecars]

weddingdaydreams:This is a beautiful idea:

Write love letters to each other and place into a box along with a bottle of wine.nail it shut at the wedding. When you have your first fight, open it up, pour the wine, go to separate corners, read the love letter & remember what it’s all about….

[dollerasx1-deactivated20150319]

[theringtrick]

[senzugardener]

TAKE ALL OF MY CANDY

[squash-verdi]

omg yes!

[asithlord]

PARENTING: DOINITRITE

[diagnosed-mess]

[loveonalongboard]

Pete Eubank has worn white reebok pumped up kicks for his skate shoes since longer than you thought the song, or downhill was cool.

I don’t even need to see his face to know that style. 

Fresh to Hesh.  Yeehaw!

[nefermaathotep]

[humphyb-blog]

i just want to say that since the very first time i ever heard of the concept of abortion, i've always believed that it is a matter that no man has any right to decide. i believe that it is an issue which should be voted upon a national scale, by only women.

[sleepydumpling]

[austen-tation]

Found on the twitters.  Seriously?  This wankerism passes for food these days?

Actual exchange on twitter after I retweeted the above:

ME: What in the FUCKING FUCK are activated almonds?

HAEScoach: @madgastronomer nuts and seeds that have been soaked to breakdown the phytic acid among other things to make it more digestible

ME: @HAEScoach …And is it any less bunkum than alkalized water or green coffee beans or whatever else they’re selling these days?

HAEScoach: @madgastronomer actually it’s based on science & they do taste better! I’m the biggest sceptic & do my research on all the ‘new’ best things

HAEScoach: @madgastronomer walnuts especially are the most noticeable as it gets rid of that bitter taste (phytic acid)

ME: @HAEScoach I’ve seen “it’s based on science!” touted by people who insist “negative ion gold” is hydrating to the skin. References?

HAEScoach: @madgastronomer yeah I hear ya and Wikipedia isn’t it :)

Whole conversation, complete with bad references and more proof by assertion, here.

I’m still reading the “menu” in shock. What’s a cultured vegetable? Does it read Shakespeare? And alkalised water?

Also, his food budget must be massive, what with the liver pate, fresh fish, and “emu meatballs” all in one day. Dang.

[lickystickypickyzzz]

I have no words. [stop breathing : the air is full of toxins]

[humphyb-blog]

like daricemoore pointed out, his budget must be massive, so he can afford to eat all these healthy and overly expensive options, yet he markets himself as an ambassador for Weight Watchers, which is generally marketed to people in middle to lower income areas where fast food and high fructose corn syrup make up the bulk of the consumer's diet.

also, millet-buckwheat bread, seriously? what kind of pretentious asshole are you? go fuck yourself

[strange-loyaltys]

[taigas-reblogged-shit]

this is so awesome, i may have cried just a little.

[unnamedfilms]

[its-better-a-secret]

la camisaa!!!

[fluorineuranium]

[uniform-whiskey]

Rain or shine. Or Hurricane. 

*Credit goes to respected photographer.  

[itisactuallylupus]

Amazing. I will never forget seeing this.

[properkid]

[nocrimeinthewasteland]

[theimpossibleconversations]