Hunter

Hunter Crowley was an ordinary teenage boy with ordinary teenage problems, or so it seemed. 

[screamingem-blog]

huntcrcrowley:

“My childhood was watching cartoons in only my underwear but you don’t see me being nostalgic, do you?”

“If you did, I wouldn’t judge you. Lighten up some, goodness.”

[huntcrcrowley]

"I don't need to be lightened."

[huntcrcrowley]

“Is that sarcasm?”

[fares-are-for-tourists]

“Not at all actually. I’m genuinely shocked that was your first idea.”

[huntcrcrowley]

"Am I wrong?"

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huntcrcrowley:

“…If you’re not the age of five, I’m really going to judge you.”

“Um, it’s my childhood, okay? Can’t judge when I’m being nostalgic.”

[huntcrcrowley]

"My childhood was watching cartoons in only my underwear but you don't see me being nostalgic, do you?"

[huntcrcrowley]

“Were you dead?”

[fares-are-for-tourists]

“You are pretty quick on the uptake there, aren’t you. Most people don’t jump to that conclusion.”

[huntcrcrowley]

"Is that sarcasm?"

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huntcrcrowley:

“What kind of game are you playing?”

“…My Little Pony: Friendship Gardens.”

[huntcrcrowley]

"...If you're not the age of five, I'm really going to judge you."

[screamingem-blog]

“Someone want to explain to me why this game crashes every single time I try to go over the rainbow?”

[huntcrcrowley]

"What kind of game are you playing?"

[lockwoodiisms]

ℳ ——— ❝ remind me EXACTLY ; what you’re doing in MY ROOM ?! ❞

[huntcrcrowley]

"Its a free country, lady."

[slayerism]

✚ ——— ❝ —— oh…. this is bad… this is REALLY bad. we had sex, right ? like…. oh god.  ❞

[huntcrcrowley]

"No, I think you're just on drugs. I'm fully clothed."

[smartgallagher-blog]

          ❝ are you PURPOSELY doing that ? ❞

[huntcrcrowley]

"Why? Is it bothering you?"

[surpriscbitch]

ℳ ✦ ℳ ———-  ❝ what the HELL does someone have to do around here to get some fun ? or does no one KNOW the word fun in the mansion. ❞ 

[huntcrcrowley]

"Geez, you sound like a bucket of fun."

[hannafck-deactivated20180915]

[huntcrcrowley]

"Didnt realize I was supposed to."

[qxcenelsa-deactivated20151005]

“Forgive me, I have forgotten. What is a microwave oven?”

[huntcrcrowley]

"Something you make food in, it's kind of obvious."

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huntcrcrowley:

“Well.. I’m definitely not in Seattle anymore.. Has anyone seen Celia?” 

No, you are not. You’re in California. And no, I have not. Nor do I even know who that is.

[huntcrcrowley]

"I've heard I'm in California. Long ways from Seattle, actually. Celia is my sister."

[fares-are-for-tourists]

huntcrcrowley:

“So I’ve been told. Any idea how I’ve gotten here?”

“Your guess is as good as mine. I don’t even know how I’m alive.”

[huntcrcrowley]

"Were you dead?"

[hcwkeyed-archive]

huntcrcrowley:

“A little shorter than me, brown hair, kinda athletic.. she’s my sister.”

“Mhm, that could probably be a lot of people here so I’m gonna have to say no, I’m sorry. I’m sure she’ll pop up eventually though.”

[huntcrcrowley]

"I hope so. I haven't really been too far away from her."

[rutaylcr]

huntcrcrowley:

“You still sound like you’re talking about an ass.”

“An ass-? … I think that is the sound, so yes. It does, a little.”

[huntcrcrowley]

"More than a little, man. a lot."

[tanyasealys-archive]

huntcrcrowley:

“Well.. I’m definitely not in Seattle anymore.. Has anyone seen Celia?” 

“Who the hell is Celia?”

[huntcrcrowley]

"Celia is my sister."