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hunter, tenner, 1/2 of the hollingsworth twins, avid gamer, night owl, misfit

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So since a certain someone feels the need to threaten me, I decided you’d all be interested to know that Mike Dallas was responsible for the car accident during prom.

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grace: hey, ill be long gone before you'll need a tombstone.

grace: everything's good, believe me.

grace: so maya thinks we should join forces and try to track down this vendetta bitch.

hunter: no you won't. don't say that.

hunter: oh really? well, isn't she full of great ideas... and i'm definitely okay with that, even tho they haven't done anything to me yet...

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grace: you're the best. per usual.

grace: i feel like its best if you don't know. im not in any trouble or anything, so don't worry.

hunter: make sure you put that on my tombstone.

hunter: um, okay, you have me slightly worried tho but i trust you.

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lola: omg no way. i totally think that's cool. and i'm not just saying that either, promise. you're pretty tech-savvy, then? that's kinda hot. anyway, you seem like a pretty cool guy so far.

lola: mm, true. guess your night wasn't a complete bust after all. 😘

lola: soo is it like safe to assume you're not seeing anyone? i'd rather not have an angry gf or whatever in my messages..

hunter: wait, did you say hot? well, that's a new one. never gotten called that before.. but thank you.

hunter: i'm as single as single gets, you have nothing to worry about there.

hunter: what about you, tho? i'm sure you've got tons of guys after you.

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esme: then you better get here quick.

hunter: already here

hunter: answer the door

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esme: and bring whatever you were drinking before.

hunter: only if you plan on kissing me again

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grace: damn, that was easy, i should ask for money more often from you.

grace: kidding! um, $100? if that's cool?

hunter: haha very funny

hunter: but no, you know money isn't an issue for me so i don't mind helping you out so that's fine. pay me back when you can.

hunter: but what's it for?

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lola: we'll see...

lola: tell me about yourself. what do you like to do for fun?

lola: haha, you forgot about her /that/ fast? damn. look at my impact. :)

hunter: i like computers, i know that's not exactly a cool thing to say but it's my way of escaping this shitty society. but i like to just chill with my friends, too.

hunter: well, i mean, i was drunk when i met her and instead i got you so i guess i can't exactly complain ;)

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grace: dear god. fine.

grace: hey, i know this is a lot to ask, but would you be able to lend me some money? i can probably pay you back in a week or so.

hunter: yeah, no prob. how much?

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grace: hell no. no fighting for me, it's unnecessary. alright, good, im glad to hear that.

hunter: alright, i'll behave... until i find a reason not to.

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esme: i can lay in bed and pretend to be sleep induced coma so you act like we're in the hospital? i've gotten pretty good at it.

esme: that's the better option.

hunter: well, i was referring to the illegal thing but if you're into roleplaying, i can dig it.

hunter: i'm on my way then

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lola: i don't think you're lame /or/ a weirdo... plot twist.

lola: you actually saved me from dying of boredom soo i don't know if i should thank you or sarah? :P

hunter: well, you also don't know me so you might change your answer.

hunter: oh definitely thank me. sarah who? :P

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grace: do what, like beat the shit out of an asshole for me like jonah did? id rather never see that again. you being around is enough for me.

hunter: i mean, i would do that anyway if it came down to it but good. i'm not going anywhere.

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grace: im just saying, im here to listen and to let you just feel whatever youre feeling without judgment.

grace: done anything? what do you mean? all i know is, i feel better with you around.

hunter: and i will always appreciate that.

hunter: idk i just thought i had to do something in order to make you feel protected but i'm glad the feeling is there.

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lola: um, definitely not sarah...

lola: pretty sure she gave you the wrong number. :( i'm sorry. but you could probably do better tbh

hunter: fuck

hunter: um i'm sorry, you probably think i'm some lame weirdo which i guess you wouldn't be exactly wrong

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esme: i'm pretty sure kidnapping someone from the hospital is illegal?

esme: do not make me have to hurt you.

hunter: probably but they tend to be the most fun

hunter: alright alright, i'll use my own charm then

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dallas: oh yeah im so scared. what are you gonna do? pull a gun again?

dallas: you should go into story telling you're pretty good.

hunter: yeah and maybe next time it will be loaded.

hunter: pretty sure vanessa would believe me if i told her. after all, i have no reason to lie.