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[jackmans-deactivated20200124]

anyway, jack kline saying “castiel is my father” still rips my heart apart everytime i hear it

[antonyelchin-archive]

Yeah, it’s Maya Hansen. Old botanist pal that I used to know, barely.

[hunterpuff]

Tony’s reaction always makes me giggle.

[stephensttrange]

Ten (out of infinite) reasons to love Tony Stark.

[thewriterswitch]

Me: Wants to write

My brain: Wants to write

My fingers: Itching to write

My ideas: All over the place

My document: Blank

My ideas: Turn to dust

[waywardmoeyy]

I’ll Be Fine

Castiel x Reader

Word Count: 1,133

Warnings: insomnia, mention of medical issues (specifically a migraine), anxiety and fear associated with medical issues, fluff.

A/N: I have been going through a lot medically lately, so this is inspired by that.

Wayward Moeyy’s Master List

You pressed your pillow against the side of your head, hoping it would dull the pain just a little. You had downed three pain relievers in the last four hours, but nothing was even touching the rhythmic throbbing in your temple. It was only on one side, just like always. And, lately, the migraines were getting more and more frequent.

But, no matter how hard you tried to living normally, your efforts were in vain. You had to bail on the most recent job, leaving Dean, Sam, and Cas to figure out whatever was going on in Phoenix by themselves. They had been gone for five days, and probably wouldn’t be back for at least another two or three.

So, you were in the bunker alone to battle another nearly week-long headache.

Keep reading

[backroad-song]

[skindyedblue]

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

[lost-in-a-wizarding-world]

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

[girlwhohas-everything]

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

[headcanonsandmore]

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

[angry-badger-bitch]

Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME

Everyone: What the fuck

Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal

[bdubs8807]

Not just any large dragon, either. A huge Norwegian Ridgeback that immediately curls itself around Hagrid’s Hut once Charlie dismounts. And it purrs when Hagrid dodders out of his hut to see what’s going on.

[beautypasseslikeadream]

Norbert sneezes some sparks into Hagrid’s beard for old time sake. Hagrid bursts into joyful sobs. “He remembers his mummy! After all these years!”

[emospritelet]

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

Charlie: Her name is Norberta, actually. She has had like three clutches of babies-

Hagrid: I´M A GRANDMA?!

[sharingoxygenwithyou]

The book:

The movie:

[joelylikestea]

The Fan fictions

[trogdorthe-burninator]

The fans

[dbtohotactors]

my life seems to depend on this post 

[thegreatgherkin87]

This is the truest thing my eyes have ever come across

[cassywinchestertheangel-deactiv]

Where is the lie

[misccee]

Challenge accepted

[assbuttsandidjits]

3 gifs from the supernatural fandom added to a post with no reference to spn

[destielhoneybee]

We have a gif for that

[thoughtslikeaminefield]

We ALWAYS have a gif for that.

[trusmurff]

A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves Beast isn’t at some dramatic climactic event but during some randome everyday moment. Like, she’s filing her nails and just kinda glances up at him and he’s like doing something just as dull and it just kinda dawns on her that she loves him but she doesn’t voice it cause she isn’t exactly ready to confront thoes emotions and what they mean so she goes back to filing her nails but then is starts raining glitter and Beast is defying gravity in a glowing ball of light and the castle is changing back and everyone becomes human again. Then everyone is left in silent moment of shock and confusion and Belle, being completely unaware of what it takes to break the curse, is just staring around in horror while everyone freshly humanized comes running into whatever room she and Beast were in (probably the library) expecting to see something other than human Beast in a heap on the ground and Belle across the room in a chair frozen in shock and confusion and everyone just kinda looks at each other for a couple of seconds not realy sure what to say cause nobody is entirely sure what happened other than the curse was broken. Then Beast finaly gets up and looks around and realizes what this means and looks at Belle and is just like “you love me?” And Belle is just like “wat?”

[bairnsidhe]

ALTERNATELY: Belle falls in love slowly.  As a result, Beast turns back into a human slowly.  She overhears him singing in the shower (it’s amazing how old pipes echo) and realizes it’s that song she was trying to teach herself on the piano (okay, that the piano was teaching her).  It’s sweet and mundane, and lovely.  Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Beast is humming nervously as he looks at the fur clogging the drain.  He thought at least he’d be free of male pattern balding since he’s cursed!  Later, Belle gets a cold, and Beast brings her soup and sandwiches, and she curses at him because how dare he have such a hearty immune system, and he chuckles and leaves it.  After he’s gone, she notices he cut the grilled cheese on the diagonal, crusts off, exactly right.  Beast, downstairs, trips and falls, because the sudden lack of toe-claws threw off his balance.

And so on and so forth, so slowly she doesn’t really see it, she just assumes her memories were colored by her fear.  Until one day, as he goes out to tend his roses, she yells “Bye, love you!” and when he comes back in, all excited, she nearly beans him with an encyclopedia, because “WHAT THE FUCK, WHO ARE YOU?” and Beast is just “You seriously didn’t notice me turning back into a human?  You are so smart… and SO DUMB, I BEEN NEARLY DYING EVERY TIME, WHY DO I LOVE YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL DISASTER WOMAN!”

And Belle goes “…what?”

[synebluetoo]

1000% here for Belle the beautiful disaster woman

[hunterpuff]

The Favorite

A/N: Written from a prompt in a Harry Potter group, just something I threw together quick and wanted to post to save.

Everyone naturally assumed that Fred and George Weasley were the favorite customers of Zonko’s Joke Shop and for quite a long time that had been true. However, it had been years since Mr. Zonko had seen identical faces, grinning mischievous grins at him from across the counter. The two boys had gone on to create their own prank empire and after the events of the great Battle of Hogwarts, well…the old man supposed he would just have to smile at the memories he had of the lads.

In recent years a new patron had stolen the old man’s heart. The same flaming red hair and freckles, the same mischievous grin on their face, it brought back memories of the two boys from so many years ago.

She was in the shop today, as were many other students from the school; but she was the one who’d caught his attention. He couldn’t help but watch her, a small smile on his face, as she browsed the shelves in the shop, studying each of the products intently. When it seemed that she had finally settled on a purchase and brought it up to lay on the counter, he smiled down at her.

“Well hello there, Lily Potter. Buying some hiccough sweets today, I see. Are you planning on playing a little joke on your housemates? Or maybe those big brothers of yours?”

Lily looked thoughtful for a minute, before frowning softly and shaking her head.

“No, these are for Uncle George. It’s his birthday next week and he’s always so sad on his birthday. I thought maybe I could make him smile a bit.” Looking up at the old shop keep, she gave him a sadly little smile as she began to dig through the pockets of her robe. “How much do I owe you Mr. Zonko?”

The old wizard tried not let his emotions show, but he couldn’t hide the way his eyes had become damp, nor could he stop the tear that rolled down one of his wrinkled cheeks. “No charge for you, my dear. Not today.”

[official-mermaid]

One thing I really like about being a millenial is that everyone just kinda like, Knows their Hogwarts house. Casually. Even people who were never that into Harry Potter. 

[official-mermaid]

If you reblog this, you are contractually obligated to put your house in the tags

[backroad-song]

[irnstrange]

Morgan Stark’s password for everything is “I love you 3000” and her phone’s passcode is 3000. She names stuffed animals after the Avengers and dreams about how her dad fought bad guys and saved the world. She likes to talk to Uncle James about when her daddy and him attended MIT together, sometimes Peter is there. Peter brings her cookies every Thursday that his aunt May made for him and herself to share. Cassie Lang and her dad come over once in awhile too. They bring tiny ants that are oh so adorable. There’s a man named Steve that visits a ton, he says he worked with Morgan’s daddy but he looks way too old to be her daddy’s friend. Uncle Sammy and Bucky bring her stuffed animals to add to her collection even when her mommy says no. Mr. Strange teaches her how to read and brings her new books every other Sunday, he says schooling is important. The guardians fly over once in awhile. They bring stars and aliens and rocks that Morgan has never seen before. She decides she wants to be an astronaut. She wants to see space and it’s endless possibilities. Happy tells her stories of how her daddy made new things so people could one day see space. He even went to space once or twice. He saved the world with the things he made. Her mommy says that’s why everyone sees them all the time: they loved her daddy. She hopes to one day be as loved as him.

She wants to be just like him.

[spideyboyy]

13 things I can’t get over: endgame edition

SPOILERS

1.) Tony Stark, Vision, Natasha, Loki and Gamora are truly dead and only Tony got a funeral

2.) The new (past) Gamora won’t remember any of her relationships with the guardians of the galaxy, especially Quill

3.) Captain America never said goodbye to the rest of the Avengers, but he did get to experience all he wanted to in life

4.) Bruce never got his happy ending with Natasha after mutual pining for years

5.) Peter only got to truly feel Tony’s love and affection for like 10 minutes before Tony died.

6.) Loki is literally somewhere in an alternate timeline with the tesseract doing Loki tingz

7.) Morgan will have to grow up without her loving father

8.) Thor’s family is still completely dead (except Avengers family)

9.) Dr. Strange knew the only reality in which they would win was the one where Tony would die

10.) Wanda and Vision never got their happily ever after

11.) The entire world is literally gonna have PTSD after the snap

12.) Tony got closure from his father before he died

13.) Steve Rogers is freaking worthy

[hunterpuff]

Nope. Didn’t need my heart today.

[peakintheshadow]

[reystars]

the sound of music is so iconic

like

the nuns roasting maria in three part harmony

‘the dress. you’ll have to put on another one before meeting the children’ ‘when we enter the abbey our worldly clothes are given to the poor’ ‘what about this one?’ ‘the poor didn’t want this one’

all seven children bursting into tears at dinner while Maria sips her tea

‘God bless whats his name’ (ten minutes later) ‘KURT! that’s the one I left out! God bless Kurt.’

maria passive aggressively praying about Liesl as she climbs through the window

tbh Captain Von Trapp dragging everyone around him at every possible moment like

‘you flatter me captain’ ‘oh I’m sorry, I meant to accuse you’ *AIR HORN SOUNDS*

‘I’m not finished yet!’ ‘OH YES YOU ARE, CAPTAIN.’ … ‘FRAULEIN’

liesl rolling her eyes at kurt during the blueberry/strawberry scene

honestly the love story I didn’t quite get as a kid but I’m SHOOK

when the baroness is trying to get the captain back on track but he just interrupts her and is like ‘there’s no use’

BUT WHEN THE BARONESS SAYS ‘well, she’ll never be a nun’ the look of SHOCK on his face like it honestly never occurred to him that Maria was in love with him too

so of course hes like ‘I must find her and kiss her immediately’

Von Trapp ripping the nazi flag in half like YES BINCH

THE MOST UNDERRATED SCENE THOUGH IS AFTER THE NAZIS RUN TO THEIR CARS TO CHASE THE VON TRAPPS AND THE SCENE SWITCHES TO THE TWO NUNS

‘reverend mother, I have sinned’ ‘I too, reverend mother’ *they both hold up coils from the nazi’s cars*

anyway this movie is the best and I love it

[sammyhale]

I wasn’t going to say anything but… I don’t get why people think Jared saying that Castiel is not a Winchester when a fan asked about Castiel carving his initial’s on the bunker’s table is him saying he’s not family? That’s not what Jared was saying. He’s literally talking about Castiel’s initials. His name is Castiel. And yes, he’s family. Family doesn’t end with blood – since when did you have to share a last name for that to be so? Pretty sure the fact that you don’t have to share blood or a name is the point of that whole theme? How chosen family can be blood and can also not be blood? Bobby was family and his last name was Singer. Charlie was family and her last name was Bradbury. Jody is family and her last name is Mills. You get the point.

Cas doesn’t have to have the literal last name Winchester to be family to the boys or to be an important character. I don’t get why his hardcore fans don’t seem to think he stands on his own individually or of his own merit. Also, Jared and Jensen were clearly joking around (except for when they were seriously talking about how they were conflicted on how adding initials changes the original meaning of the SW and DW iconic imagery and how that image and meaning has changed a little since adding Mary’s initials as a way to remember her). Either way, Jared was talking about the actual initials and Castiel has never in canon been given a permanent last name (besides the name of Jimmy Novak via his vessel that he has used before). I don’t think he’s ever used Winchester as part of his name or claimed to be a Winchester like how Jack did a few episodes ago (speaking technically, feel free to correct me if that was ever in the dialogue). Jared never said Cas wasn’t family and that’s not what he meant. I’m not saying fans aren’t allowed to be upset. I’m not in control of anyone’s feelings or emotions and yes, I know that it’s about the spirit of being a Winchester but they have said he’s family and isn’t that the most important thing for someone who doesn’t share blood or the last name??? 

Anyway, if you watch the actual video you’ll see that Jared does even say that Castiel would have to carve the initials himself since Sam and Dean both carved theirs and that the choice would have to be up to Castiel if he wanted to do it. Somehow this is getting ignored??

Y’all. I try to stay away from fandom drama especially since we only have a year left of this show and I’d rather enjoy every piece of it. But some comments are blowing my mind. 

Always remember to watch a video for full context. Don’t only react off of a livetweet (because people will always have their own biased takes) or gifs (because gifs are usually cut for length meaning you might be missing info). If you’re able to watch a video, do so, and decide for yourself how something was said or done. Stop using potentially incorrect/incomplete information or someone else’s interpretations to decide for you. Make your own observations and then determine how you feel. That’s all. 

[hunterpuff]

Amen, worded so much better than I could have said.