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methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

thebootydiaries

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*

friend: hey man im sorry about what i did

me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*

teathattast

djarinstarwhores

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

reconstructionbaby

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

headspace-hotel

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

kotortwo

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

dongstomper-deactivated20161230

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

stebbyfrenchguy

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

dongstomper-deactivated20161230

bro

thebootydiaries

heather-the-heathen

I think Farha is the only person on tumblr to have achieved multiplatform notoriety

thebootydiaries

im crying

verylittlebird

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

ausgoth

no words

roseriku-deactivated20200506

lily-learns-finnish

In English you can “drop” someone off (i.e. take them home by car), but in Finnish you “throw” someone. i.e. Voitko heittää minut kotiin? - Can you give me a ride home?