After Four We Raise Whatever or Something

these are the things i draw when i stop caring

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i have work on my birthday

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what it’s like to feed Them

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mosquitos so big they have in-flight movies and complimentary ginger ale

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dear theatre instructors: if you’re so “acclimated” to the idea of performing nutty, undignified sound/movement combinations in front of an audience, then why the hell aren’t you down here on the floor doing this shit with the rest of us?

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Medication: keep YOUR demons limited to the ones on the guest list

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you have no idea how many prescription sedatives i had to charge through to make sure this got drawn before i fell asleep and lost the idea

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some people just aren’t cut out to join the family business

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my parents’ cats are so large that one must spoon them like humans

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fun for one

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my mom and i can’t figure out this circular chair

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the providential tragedy of self-censorship in art

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just one moment of peace is all i ask

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things you need to know here:

i have a gyazo screenshot of john mulaney on my desktop

my laptop screen is splattered with all sorts of grimy shit and there are a few spots of who-knows over top of the thumbnail and they’re warping his face to look hella fucked up

i can’t photograph it quite right and it’s impossible to screenshot splatters that are on the outside so you’re just gonna have to trust me