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Hiatus Notice

My muse for Potter blogs is at an all-time low and Bishop has always been the shakiest of them. So I’m making it official. If muse returns, he might come back, but for now I will be dropping all threads until further notice.

#muggle nonsense (ミ┊OOC. )

// I’ve been fascinated by speedrunning lately, and I honestly think it’s the kind of thing Bishop would be very into. Not just playing a game, but really digging into its coding and learning to exploit it to your advantage. He’d get a kick out of glitch hunting and such as a hobby.

#muggle nonsense (ミ┊OOC. )#just the way i'm wired (ミ┊About. )

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Send me 🎵 and I'll put my music on shuffle, making a starter from my favourite line of the first song to play

#beep me (ミ┊Ask Memes. )

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Sentence Starters - Cabin Pressure (Season 1)

Feel to free to edit / change pronouns as needed!

“I am supreme commander of this vessel.”

“You’re not seriously asking me to call you ‘sir.’”

“You remember that thing I said fifteen seconds ago about no frills? Well, astonishingly, that’s still in effect.”

“Do you have coffee? Can I have the coffee without talking to you?”

“_____, light of my life, do please shut up.”

“You’re revoltingly cheery for half six in the morning.”

“Who can predict the movements of the supreme commander? Perhaps God wanted to pick his brain about something.”

“Who is this commanding presence coming into view?”

“The captain gets the front seat in the aircraft because he’s driving it. not in any vehicle he happens to be in.”

“You are aware the point of giving us separate meals is so that we can’t both get food poisoning? There’s really not much point if you’re just going to poison us in two different ways.”

“She’ll hunt me down. She’ll actually hunt me down. With knives.”

“It’s a crazy psycho cat! Look at yourself! You have open wounds!”

“Oh, for goodness sakes! Why don’t people just blindly obey anymore?”

“You’re not going to strike terror into anyone’s heart. Unless you chat them up in a bar.”

“You run along now. And try not to cry into any important equipment.”

“You sound like you’re coughing up a hairball.”

“Just because a passenger is rude to you doesn’t mean they deserve to die.”

“Remember how I didn’t know three minutes ago? No new information has come in since then.”

“I want to talk to you. Well, heaven knows that’s not true. But I have things to tell you.”

“There’s something on your face. No, lower. It’s hanging off the bottom of your face. It’s a sort of huge shelf of bone and flesh, and it’s flapping about making a horrible noise. Will you make it stop?”

“Is it unprofessional to tell a passenger that you once made a collage of her face out of pasta shapes?”

“I really don’t know. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say ‘know’? I mean ‘care.’ I don’t really care.”

“Of course, takeoffs are cancelled all the time. Landings, almost never.”

“I particularly enjoyed her last ground proximity warning. The one when we were on the ground.”

“I’m not denying a right old meal was made of it, but I was not the chef du jour.”

“You know what they say: a good landing’s any landing you can walk away from, a great landing is one where they can re-use the plane.”

“I can find no words that describe a fire truck better than ‘fire truck.’”

“WILL YOU PUT THAT DAMN THING AWAY BEFORE I MAKE YOU EAT IT!?”

“I do regret to inform yourselves that the delay that’s going on currently is still currently ongoing. But we will keep you fully informed as to the developments of any developments as they develop.”

“You always know! You’ve always got some sort of trick or loophole or know someone who knows someone! What is it this time?”

“Are you still going around with the delightful girl with the squint? Did she say she couldn’t see you anymore?”

“Ten out of ten for toadying effort, none out of ten for toadying technique.”

“He didn’t even wake up for my pre-landing safety announcement. And that’s impressive because I did the version with the screams.”

“None of us will soon forget the misery of you spending twenty-five minutes miming ‘Apocalypse Now’ without knowing what an apocalypse was.”

“That’s enough to make you happy together, is it? Your shared belief in the terrific-ness of you?”

“I’m fairly often just completely happy. Like, for instance, when you get into a bath quickly and it’s just the right temperature, and you go ‘oohhhhh.’ I mean, really no one gets any happier than that.”

“No one really likes apples. That would be like liking… wood.”

“I cannot tell a lie. What am I saying? I’m terrific at telling lies. I mean, I’m not going to tell a lie.”

#beep me (ミ┊Ask Memes. )

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE. repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. if you fail to achieve some of the facts, add some other of your own!

NAME. Bishop Lind Samuel

NICKNAME(S). N/A

TITLE(S). N/A

AGE. verse dependent (usually 30s)

SPECIES. Human (Squib)

SEX. male

ALIGNMENT. chaotic neutral

INTERESTS. computers, coding, general geekery like that; also gaming

PROFESSION. IT

BODY TYPE. fit, surprisingly muscular

EYES. brown

HAIR. black

SKIN. dark

FACE. uh... he has one? it’s nice? idk what this wants

HEIGHT. 5′10″

VOICE: deep-ish and soothing

COMPANIONS. not many, mostly just his daughter

ANTAGONISTS. none really

COLORS. blues, browns, and pinks

FRUITS. apples, oranges, and peaches

DRINKS. beer

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES? yes

SMOKES? no

DRUGS? not

DRIVERS LICENSE? yes

tagged by: @tnott tagging: you!

#just the way i'm wired (ミ┊About. )#robot unicorn attack (ミ┊Dash Games. )

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Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

#muggle nonsense (ミ┊OOC. )#he's a squib. he does cyber things. cybersquib sounded cool. voila

repost and bold everything your muse has done !

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Character Development Questions: Hard Mode

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

#beep me (ミ┊Ask Memes. )

PRU ( @thewrongsorts )

“Fair enough, yeah. Reckon you would definitely feel teeth on you — or tongue.” Pru snorted.

She dropped her eyes a second later though, squinting at the dormitory wall like she’d developed a sudden but intense interest in their House tapestries. “Yeah. Yeah, ’ve heard.”

That was underselling it a bit. It was going to be a while before she’d forget the look that had crossed her Aunt Ginny’s eyes —somebody Pru generally thought of as more-or-less fearless— when she’d badgered her into talking about it.

Better things to think about: “Could rig some kind’f mirrored glasses, so you were lookin’ around them instead ’f through — I think that was different?” She held up a hand to gesture in a vague periscope motion. “See what you see that way… Maybe enchant them to take notes for you, too! Seems silly for anyone who wants to know about basilisks’ digestion to have to jump down a throat.”

“Muggle doctors sometimes use cameras during a surgery to get a better look inside someone,” Nora mused. “I bet my dad could build a camera to do something like that. But for a basilisk. I don’t think you can petrify a camera! Just smash it.”

All these hypotheticals almost made her sad that there wasn’t a deadly creature lurking nearby. It would be far more exciting than simply going to class and doing homework. But she couldn’t exactly say that out loud. Her friend’s odd look at the wall didn’t escape her notice, however, and after a moment she quietly asked, “You okay, Pru?”

#thewrongsorts #the littlest ravenclaw (ミ┊Nora / IC. )#program (ミ┊Eaten. )#hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home (ミ┊Hogwarts / Nora. )#loading... please wait (ミ┊Queue. )#disaster gays

#selfie time (ミ┊Face. )

✧･ﾟ 𝘈𝘗𝘗𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘊𝘌 ✧･ﾟ

bold what applies

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#just the way i'm wired (ミ┊About. )#robot unicorn attack (ミ┊Dash Games. )

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“do you like boys or girls?” yes.

#just the way i'm wired (ミ┊About. )

crowley-anthony

#fangirl chidi

#selfie time (ミ┊Face. )#he is so cute i cannot

Samuel Family Guide

Link to full size tree since this one’s itty bitty.

Under the cut are a bunch of mini bios for various people. I did not get every single person, but rather the ones of significance. (Aka the ones I have actual ideas for beyond “and then they married and had a baby”).

I’m not considering most of these as side muses -- currently only Nora and Dunstan are -- but if someone strikes your fancy for a plot, let me know and what the hell? Maybe I’ll be interested.

#this seems important (ミ┊Reference. )#ignore the previous tree i posted. i fucked up and there's a pair of toddlers married to each other #ANYWAY if you're doing a thread with bishop and want your character to know/remember one of these people?? like??#yes pls i would love

// Bishop teaching a basic computer & social media class (or even just a club) at Hogwarts tho

#muggle nonsense (ミ┊OOC. )#any way you want it (ミ┊Wishlist. )#like... so wizard-raised kids know their way around a computer #kids in general know how to use social media without alerting muggles to the wizarding world #etc etc

thewrongsorts

quick surprise aesthetic for @cybersquib bc jeanette + bishop + nora are all treasures

#indistinguishable from magic (ミ┊Aesthetic. )#no matter what (ミ┊Nora. )#*splutters*#briGH WHAT THE FUCK #I LOVE THIS

CHARIS ( @thewrongsorts )

Charis paused halfway through setting aside her paperwork, glancing up at him with the parchments still between one hand and the other. Not startled, exactly, but perhaps somewhat taken aback. Even among people who had grown up surrounded by magic rarely wanted to think too much about legilimency.

She slid her notes into their file and shut both in the drawer before she looked back up at him again. After a moment, in a sudden show of something like genuineness, a small, wry grin tugged at her mouth. “Not all day.”

Somehow, Bishop felt like he’d overstepped a boundary, though he didn’t have the slightest idea what. Which was happening a lot lately. Apparently having lots of questions about basic things was wrong for a lot of the wizarding world, who didn’t feel like explaining themselves to an idiot muggle.

This woman had been fairly nice, though. Mind reading aside. “Well. It’s still new to me. Hopefully my brain hasn’t been too much for you to delve into.”

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