[hurglewurm]

intro post !!!

OTHER BLOGS

🖍 art blog 🖍: hurgleart

🐞 bug blog 🐞: beetlebeetlebeetle

🖼 art history blog 🖼: mmmdeliciouspaintings

👗 fashion blog 👗: clothinges

letterboxd where i make silly lists and movie reviews

spotify where i make silly playlists

🌻 everything else 🌻: mayaparker.carrd.co

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I have the black box data. All of it.

After sifting through hundreds of photos... I have realized that every time Simon takes a photo in the SM-13, he's pulling up a frame to a stop motion animation.

And it can be played back as video.

So, I took each black box photo and compiled them together. You can now watch Simon's entire journey from the SM-13's camera like found footage.

You can also gain access to Simon's amazing photography portfolio from my master reference project, as well as the video for yourself.

Please, have a watch. It's terrifying. I feel like a C.O.I. lab tech delving into something I really shouldn't, and it's a blast!

[hurglewurm]

artfight 2026 !!! come get me

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[literally-black-jesus]

I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now

[toskarin]

no

[toskarin]

[anxiously] oh yeah the ai made that word

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[dokelsss]

commissions

[dokelsss]

$20 Creature Design Sketches are Back!

these were fairly popular so im bringing them back! - Must be Animal or Animal related - Not Anthropomorphic - Chimeras/Fantasy allowed! Using Paypal, Wise and Zelle only, DM if interested! Coloring is Free!

[hurglewurm]

artfight 2026 !!! come get me

[hurglewurm]

beefing up my designs for frog (she/they, elf with their whimsy stolen) and sparrow (he/they, court alchemist-turned-cannon fodder) before artfight 💪💪💪

[hurglewurm]

when your 2 gay friends who are in love separately ask you to draw a wolf and a coyote, respectively, and you're like... you guys are so funny

[hurglewurm]

I showed my husband your hog and he loves it. More hogs for the husband, please (only if you're inclined to do so!).

visayan warty pig for my fans

[wormsermonizer]

i drew a different wolf puppy for my last drawing but the short stubby legged original one still charmed me so i saved him on a different layer 💐