literally h*man garbage

[mayothompson]

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[ashstfu]

i told you i was mentally unstable why are you mad

[hvmantrxsh]

When you get an answer wrong on jeopardy they should kill you with a gun

[hvmantrxsh]

I like the way that it's over

[hvmantrxsh]

I have a gay friend who says that it's over

[hvmantrxsh]

I walked into the bathroom and everyone agreed that it's over

[hvmantrxsh]

Is it more over for you than a fifth grader?

[hvmantrxsh]

If you wear a condom its over

[hvmantrxsh]

Its never been more over

[hvmantrxsh]

Taking a sick day because it's over

[hvmantrxsh]

Schrodingers reality where it's over

[hvmantrxsh]

911 what's your emergency?

It's over

[hvmantrxsh]

You had me at its over

[hvmantrxsh]

My dentist said it's over for you

[hvmantrxsh]

I just noticed that it's over

[hvmantrxsh]

Server: would you like desert or is it over