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pmamtraveller

Jeff Wigman - Bad Dog, 2020

blackjame

moonshynecybin

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

moonshynecybin

devilishdescent

calamitys-child

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

calamitys-child

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

calamitys-child

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

totallyfubar

angry crying as I try to fold a fuckin Möbius sweater

totallyfubar

this isn’t like one of those scenario posts I have a sweater that’s actually only got one surface and this hoe CANNOT be stored neatly

I’m calling the death of Hot Ones rn. Once Sean and Keke Palmer reach the natural endpoint of that media interest, it’s gonna shrivel in the sun until it becomes a another piece of desiccated trash blown into the corners of our regular paths

normalest-lux-ever

Fun fact for anyone who does this, being a misogynistic man isn't funny just because you're trans or you think the idea of treating trans women like women is inherently funny, how funny do you think she finds your "ironic" misogyny when you punch down on the women that don't have cis privilege over you

strawberry-crocodile

also no one says it but the punchline of "trans inclusive misogyny" is almost always the implicit assumption that transfeminine people do not actually experience misogyny in our day-to-day life. thats why its considered humorous and acceptable to do, rather than just being. misogyny against women.

rcktpwr

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

rcktpwr

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

maverick-ornithography

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#remember who you are