hvneys.

LAID UP IN BED HOLDING THE PAIN LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR BREATH I PRAYED YOUCOULD SLEEP LIKE A STONE BUT YOU'RE A LONG WAY FROM HOME HONEY GARDNER. XVIII. played by bailey. she/her. 7teen.

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oliver.

         ❛ –– –– OH, AM I TAKING you out to dinner. I’ve yet to find any places with actual VEGAN food around here. I was actually called a hipster millennial by some suspender wearing senior citizen over at Benny’s! Really sucks he sees me as ‘ one of the kids, ’ because if you looked past those dentures… honey, if he was eighty-two, –– I’m eighty-two.  ❜

        “ How ... nice of you to offer, but I might have to turn you down on that. I have gathered that Sheffield is more of a MEAT AND POTATOES type of place –– – maybe just eat the potatoes? That is ... strange, but if you are into older men, good for you. ”

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oliver.

          ❛ –– –– Are you telling me… you have NEVER tried tofu? That’s UNBELIEVABLE! You gotta. Not ‘cause it’s like revolutionary, but because it’s DELICIOUS. I would inform you all about the making of hot dogs, but–– my brain’s telling me, ‘ don’t ruin the last good thing this girl has! ’ But… you should know that just like Selena Gomez once said, –– ‘ everything is not as it seems.’ ❜

        “ No, I have had it before, but I do not like it enough to eat it ever again. I am sure that if I smothered it in KETCHUP or BARBECUE SAUCE it would be more palatable –– – but not in the ways that I have had it. ”

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giselle.

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        ❝ No, they don’t teach you this in school. ❞

        “ Then is it ... extracurricular? I already do cheer, I am not sure I need another after school activity. ”

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oliver.

     ❛ –– –– You’re scared of your own mind. I get that. Happens to me all the time. Okay, so is this like a ‘ Lets part ways & never speak again ’ or –– ‘ subject change, I’m really feeling tofu this month ’ kind of thing? ❜

       “ I think I am more scared of what else you will ruin for me ––– a few things ought to stay pure in my mind. Tofu? That will never be something I feel; how vegans do it I will never understand. I would miss hamburgers and hot dogs too much. My dad would probably kill me since he takes his barbecuing very seriously and I don’t imagine tofu would be universally accepted at a cookout. ”

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oliver.

      ❛ –– –– It’s clean…ish. But that’s besides the point! The point is that the mere thought of using something that was once drenched in someone else’s bodily fluids is enough for me to invest in my own wardrobe. BUT HEY! You’re free to use other people’s underwear, if you want. That’s all on you, sweetheart. – – – With their consent, of course! Don’t go around stealing underwear, that’s –– I am not gonna be responsible for putting these ideas in your head. Forget I –– ever –– said anything…  ❜

        “ That was a big mess of words that probably only made the most of sense to you ... but I can assure you that I am not a pervert and would never steal underwear. Or borrow them, but I do not think I would like to open that can of worms with you. Alright, though, I do not remember anything about this conversation. ”

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easton.

          ‘ well, what do you think it is ? a ghost ? an axe murderer ? sheffield’s very own KIERNAN DARCY? either way, i’m not staying here –– on my own –– so that whatever knife wielding maniac you think it is can turn me into a human kebab as soon as your gone. i’ve seen enough horror movies to know that splitting up is definitely one of the worst options. though i don’t think i’ve seen very many horror movies with only TWO protagonists, maybe one of us is the real murderer. maybe it’s you & you’re just trying to lure me into your murder den. ’

        “ I do not know who that is but I can promise you that I am not trying to lure you to your death –– in fact I am trying to do the opposite. You can come with me in you prefer but, ” the blonde drifted as she readjusted her grip on the crowbar, “ I hope that it is just nothing. ”

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oliver.

       ❛ –– –– There are over two-hundred & fifty thousand sweat glands in your foot alone. You know what that means, blondie? That means EVERY DAY you sweat half a freakin’ pint. I mean, that’s just –– INSANE. Insanely disgusting. You wouldn’t wear something that was once drenched in somebody else’s urine, no matter how many times they’ve washed it –– would you? ❜

        “ No –– but I mean it is clean, so I do not see the problem? There is no more sweat so no more issue, yes? ”

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oliver.

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        ❛ –– –– Socks; they’re like social security numbers and diapers. They should only have one owner. ❜

        “ But what if the socks are clean? –– Like, straight from the drawer clean. I understand if they are dirty and just came off of someone else’s foot, but I do not really see the issue with borrowing someone’s socks. ”

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easton.

          ‘ what are you gonna do ? bludgeon a stray cat to death ? ’

        “ Do you really think a cat made that noise? There is no way –– – I am serious, you stay here and I will see if it’s actually a feline that is terrorizing the house. Truthfully, though? I doubt it. ”

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@eastondunn

        “ Did you hear that? I will go investigate, stay here ––– or not. ”

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shiloh.

      ‘ Oh my gosh, of course! I’d love to come. You’re so sweet for inviting me! When is it? ’

        “ Great! My parents have not gotten to meet anyone from my school so I figured inviting people from my classes would be a good idea. This upcoming Thursday at five ––– is that time okay? You can drop by whenever. ”

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@catalincs

        “ That top is like, really cute! Do you mind if I ask where you got it from? ”

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@falscs

        “ I know it’s a little chilly outside but my folks are having this barbecue as a farewell to moderate weather ––– – you wanna come? Hot dogs, hamburgers, we even have veggie burgers; it’s going to be really fun and I hope that you’ll be able to make it out. ”