suckstobecarson:
“Now that’s just no fun. The best part is seeing who would play you. It’s a small town, but we have a whole beach and LA is close by. The world in general, but mostly Astoria. Exactly, they’re amazing. I’ll save you a seat, but you’re gonna hate sitting next to us. I tend to be pretty loud during movies.”
“Nobody can play me better than life has played me already, this clown costume is not just for show. We have a whole beach yeah, but i’m not super keen on the water and sand, mostly because of past experiences. Getting sand out of your butthole is hell, or so I’ve heard. Doubt it, I love Jessa, and I’ll have a bag of peanuts handy so when you open your mouth I’ll throw one in and hope for the best.”











