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Send me a character & I’ll tell you 3 people I ship with them.

just really want a girl friend.

Any ships caught your eye?

I’m still sweet on Scarlet and Austin, but Austin is fucking mine, and I’m not much of a sharer? Kaelyn needs to stop slutting around, calm the fuck down, so she’s outta the question completely. Holden needs to stop trying to jam his tongue down every poor girl’s throat - it’s not attractive, hun. And did ya hear about Zahir and Kehlani’s engagement? No? Then it mustn't be that fucking special.

#g; holden #g; kaelyn #g; scarlet #g; austin #g; kehlani #g; zahir #Anonymous

I'm thirsty af but too awkward to do anything about it.

#gossip; secrets #Anonymous

opinions on colby and huxley??

Like together or singularly? Cause Colby is a horny little fuck, which you probably all know, and Huxley needs to open herself up because nobody likes a manic depressive party pooper, kay? Together - hm, I wonder what Holden thinks of his friend about to fuck around with his sister?

#g; colby #g; huxley #g; holden #Anonymous

i'm actually just using my ex for sex because i know i'll get it easily.

#gossip; secrets #Anonymous

zoloftgirl

Anonymously tell me your biggest secret. I wont say anything, I’ll just post it.

#gossip; meme

Hey, Gossip Girl here, and have I got some news for you - wait, no I don’t, ‘cause this place is boring as fuck. Where’s all the pregnancy scares and the who-cheated-on-who bullshit? Honestly I’m crying real fucking tears over here, somebody do something.. quick.