Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.
âWould you like to come in for a nightcap?â
âI donât sleep with someone on the first date.â
âI promise, I have a better track record than this.â
âI donât normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!â
âThis is my favorite place for first dates.â
âSo â do you want to get together again sometime soon?â
âIâm not looking for anything serious.â
âI donât want the night to end.â
âI think itâs best if weâre upfront about what we want right now.â
âWow, you donât look anything like your picture online.â
âItâs so great to finally meet you in person!â
âI should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.â
âWant to come upstairs?â
âI can walk you home, if you like.â
âLetâs go dancing!â
âYeah, I donât think we should do this again.â
âThis was fun and all, but I donât see us working out.â
âI wasnât sure youâd come.â
âI was starting to think youâd stood me up.â
âIâm done screwing around. I want a real relationship.â
âItâs too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.â
âLet me get the check.â
âWant to split the check?â
âItâs nothing personal, I just donât think we fit.â
âThis was the worst date of my life.â
âDonât call me again.â
âOh, God, my ex is here.â
âThat wasnât exactly how I imagined our first date going.â
âThis was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.â
âWhat, no good night kiss?â
âI donât think I can date a Republican/Democrat.â
âItâs important to me that I date someone within the faith.â
âWant to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?â
âTrust me â donât want to go there.â
âWe probably shouldnât go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.â
âI donât date much, to be honest.â
âI hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.â
âWhy do you even like me? Is it the money?â
âLook, I gotta be honest â you were rude to the waiter, and thatâs a serious turn-off.â
âWhoa! Thatâs off-limits until, like, the tenth date.â
âWow, you come on strong, donât you?â
âIâm not making the greatest impression right now, am I?â
âHave you ever been here before?â
âIâve never been here before!â
âI donât normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.â
âWhere do you see yourself in five years?â
âThatâs it! Iâm leaving!â
âHey! Youâre on this date with me, remember?â
âI like you, but I think youâre hung up on your ex.â
âYou havenât let me get a word in edgewise all night!â
âAre you always this shy?â
âSo, what do you do for a living?â
âWhy did you even agree to go out with me?â
âI think Iâm in love with you.â