Stan

Maisie - Slytherin - ENTP - Capricorn - London, UK

[lorelaigilmoure]

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

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M O O D +

[quarantinedfornow]

celebrities that get it

[nudityandnerdery]

[gaylor-moon]

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[melodyoffire]

I am speechless

[reylo4lifee-deactivated20200110]

IM SORRY BUT

This is the hottest shit to ever exist

[sahind]

The Force Awakens (2015) / The Last Jedi (2017) / The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[ballerinalouis]

Yall Dan & Blair walked so Carla & Samu could run & I think that’s beautiful

[totalariana]

When the water come out clear

[the-real-stevie-nicks]

WHY DOES YOUR TAO WATER NOT COME OUT CLEAR ITS SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAR ITS FOR DRINKING AND SHIT WHERE DO YOU LIVE THAT YOU HAVE UNCLEAN TAP WATER HOLY SHIT

[your-new-dealer]

Lol anywhere in the shitty part of any city you can prolly find a tap that runs brownish or leaves stains on the sink, also living out in the boonies you just don’t drink that shit unless you have to, gotta get money to stock up on gallons and those thingies you put in the water to purify it

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[surprisebitch]

oh my sweet summer children

[public-enema-no1]

[pedrob23]

[molothoo]

Oh my freaking god

[fudge-yes]

This has the same energy as straight women not knowing why lesbians have two shorter nails than the rest

[c86]

“IN MEMORY OF THE COURAGEOUS WOMEN WHO DIED FROM ILLEGAL UNSAFE ABORTIONS BECAUSE THEY HAD NO CHOICE,” Washington, D.C., 1989. Photo © Dona Ann McAdams

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[mynamebatman]

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

[catchymemes]

IG: @trishnagaara

[sprinttoshelter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cliffpantones]

[shamus-mctot]

Shit talking in an intelligent manner.

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