I'm Not Who They Think I Am

Markus William Alexander 24 but I look 21. Vampire/Werewolf That's all you need to know. Got to keep a little mystery, right?

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

I’ll compel them here so it doesn’t look odd or like I’m kidnapping. 

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What a smart little hybrid. [pats his head]

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

That’s the deal? I find food and you get the beverage? This better not be a fucking trick.

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I believe that is what I said so yes. Go get the food and meet me back here in five.

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

Yep…. pretty much.

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Find us someone to feed from and I'll get us booze.

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

Any that isn’t laced with vervain or wolfsbane.

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So anything I would drink too.

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

Honestly, do you see me hanging around people like that? Alcohol.

[hybridmarkus-blog]

I don't! What kind of alcohol do you like?

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[matt--suarez]

No…? It’s all in good fun. I don’t know. Anything. 

[hybridmarkus-blog]

I think so too but you never know who is going to decide to be on a soap box today. [shrugs] hmmm... What goes well with blood?

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

Good, I didn’t want you to give it back anyway. We can buy something with that to go along with the food.

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Yeah, I thought you were about to go all out and tell me that it was wrong and blah blah blah. What could we buy to go with it?

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

Stealing money from girls on the street with a fake gun is behaved… Did you give it back or…? Yeah actually, I’ve slacked on the eating today.

[hybridmarkus-blog]

It is incredibly behaved. Why would I give it back? They knew it was all in good fun and they put it in my pocket themselves. Let's go get someone to eat then.

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

You should’ve said that before. I thought you’ve been out selling your body on Halloween.

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Nooo, that's every other day of the year. Just kidding... I'm actually pretty well behaved and what not, I guess. Hey, are you hungry?

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

That sounds like prostitution on the curb bro.

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It wasn't though! I just pointed this at them [pulls a fake gun out of his pocket] and held them up!

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

But was it worth freezing your ass off?

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Yeah. I held up a few girls and they gave me their money.

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

Was it mission accomplished then?

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Um, you have eyes. Of course it was accomplished.

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Not having a shirt with my costume was stupid...

[matt--suarez]

Should’ve thought about it more huh Markus?

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I proooobably should have but I didn't. I just wanted to look hot. [shrugs]

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I'm freezing.

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Ryan...

[ry-blake]

Not me. But that would make sense. Right now, I can say that I’d definitely care if our kids were spoiled brats. But when the time comes.. 

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I would care but eh. I would still want all the babies the way they are.

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Ryan...

[ry-blake]

Do you think parents even realize if their kids are spoiled? They’re perfect to them either way.

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Who knows? I think it's at least normal for someone to know but just not care.

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Ryan...

[ry-blake]

I will try though because sometimes, someone has to be strict.

[hybridmarkus-blog]

Yeah, definitely. No spoiled brats and what not.