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グリーンベルト、MD - ジャムが銀河間輸送ネットワークの間で大きな混乱を引き起こす可能性があることを警告し、NASA当局者は月曜日、巨大な貨物船が現在地球と月の間に立ち往生していると発表しました。NASAのゴダード宇宙飛行センターのデニス・アンドルシク所長は、「今朝の時点で、現在月への経路を妨げている大型補給船があることを皆さんにお知らせします」と、NASAのゴダード宇宙飛行センターのディレクター、デニス・アンドルシクは、貨物船を取り除く方法を理解できるまで、すべての発信宇宙船が金星の周りを迂回しなければならない方法を説明しました。「予期せぬ重力の乱れや、予想外に強い太陽風のために立ち往生した可能性があると思います。ロケットの艦隊を送り込んで、軌道を変えることを期待して左に引っ張ろうとしましたが、そこにはたくさんのスペースデブリが集まっているので、出るのはかなり難しいでしょう。残念ながら、貨物運送業者を掘り出すために月面に掘削機を置くまでには数週間かかるかもしれません。プレス時に、希望に満ちたAndrucykは、機関が船の船首をうまく取り外したと発表しました。

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Matoya: Stupid Light Warriors must’ve broken my crystal. I keep asking for lotto numbers and all I get is “The Destroyer Is Manifest.”

Eight Bit Theater (via tw33k3r)

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Comparing the Rebuilds to the Star Wars prequels is such an elegant thing to do, because both are loathed by the supposed "fans" of the original and yet both serve no purpose other than to point towards issues within the originals. People really dislike the prequels, because they don't want to accept the reality they present. The Jedi are not an order of wise monks but a group of delusional old men, who have significant political influence. The republic had many similar issues to the empire, the only difference was the illusion of democracy. Really, the interesting thing about these films is their politics, because they are really allegory for Hitler's rise to power. I understand that this might not be what the supposed "fans" wanted. The "fans" wanted a story with lots of glowy sword fights and spaceships shooting at stuff instead of a dry political drama about trade disputes. The prequels are incredibly interesting, but their detractors just wanted a different thing. In that sense, the Rebuilds are exactly the same. They do something exciting, but the people who are most vocal about them don't like they, because the thing these films do is not what they wanted.

“LOOK AT US, THINK ABOUT WHO’S TRULY WORTHY.”

Are they ready for another round of absolute bullshit, LET’S FIND OUT TODAY! Comparing the Rebuilds in the current social spotlight to the original, prequels, early game tie ins, books and comic books is a mildly ignorant thing to do. I thought you could take a joke, after all, you’re married to this terrible place that emptied out half of your very being and replaced it with MEME NOVA the all singing all dancing all knowing do nothing dark mirror of Tom Bombadil, does too much caffeine, smokes too many cigarettes, doesn’t sleep enough, starts every thread on an image board, stars in every show and written work, at the center of everything that happens to him - and therefore yourself. That’s a nice little lie. Like the prequels are. The originals, let’s assume that’s the topic of discussion today instead of ANY of the messages inherent in the work for the collective sea of time they’ve influenced and gestated within human consciousness and the surroundings too. People really dislike the prequels, because people are to put a fine enough point on it with this mallet, stupid. Just stupid enough. Just dumb in the most easily pokeable way. Just enough fire and screaming to go, ‘hey dude what did you say, could you maybe repeat that for me.’ No, not like a genuine problem, I mean a factory made one fresh out the box.

If I said the Jedi had political influence would you be at all surprised? What if I told you to convince the Masters on Dantooine with Force Persuade....yeoch. The republic had and has and will havem hadeth the same problems, there’s always some sort of background noise fouling the air, yet ...no in fact fuck that, if it wasn’t there it means there wouldn’t be a problem, and if there’s no problem nobody no how needs to fix the problem, because anyone capable of detecting and navigating that ‘problem’ won’t end up a blank eyed force fueled golem. Are you taking all this down Zazzerpaninini, it’s going to be on your exam this year. Next on the list of things we have to subject ourselves by way of Ion Storm roundabout, the meaning having done nothing wrong and people who done it!

t.scizophrenic HxHshitter, it's never going off hiatus by the way.

We interrupt this regularly scheduled cocksucking jamboree with a bunch of listless psychic gestalt puppets to bring you this shocking report, the following contains explicit language that may not be suitable for people who literally cannot be satisfied.

Flirting with Miko! I ...???????

HELLO THERE, ARE YOU UP TO SOMETHING JUST LET ME PLAY WITH THESE IMPORTANT LOOKING DIALS AND BUTTONS YOU’VE CAREFULLY ARRANGED FOR METAPHORICAL VALUE

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She jeweled me, Jaffa.

Saigyo Danbooru 

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"Before the multiverse fragmented like a dandelion cloud before the Phrexian invasion, there was a world where dem girls gots bazongos, and one of them had a wonderful, awful idea for an entertainment career...."

[bioboostermarisaandcompany]

Pickles, The Emergency Mindflayer Ration

Go ahead. You know what's a treat here in the states? Honeyed Pickles! Mmmmm mmmm mmmm GOOD. Let's pick apart the texture of this delightful back of the fridge sometime food. Cucumbers and vinegar, they haven't invented a combination that tops them yet. Over here. Yes. The most wicked ingredient to be found, as I narrate blindfolded while you have yet another climactic battle, is aluminum. We pickle everything in The Land of Liberty in Aluminum containing substances. Heck if I know how that's kosher *sweeps back hair* but if the label says so then technically....and with a mindflayer furry on the loose, the easiest order to follow is to slow down his stolen power.

MASTER WHAT NOW!?

OH YOU MEAN THIS HERE?

NAH I'LL PASS THAT OFF TO SOMEONE ELSE TILL TOMORROW.

*cracks knuckles*

See, when I touch my hair, I like Schala it isn't a gear spinning torque breaking signal of deception, I just like how it feels to touch it. You're running on a deficit Woofers, but you're driving on rim's so long you don't notice.

So, the aluminum bonds itself to serotonin and dopamine and epinephrine and norepinephrine and Gaba and sex hormone receptors. You can clean it out with sulphur bearing and branches chain amino's, but it does leave a speed bump for any would be neuromancers. And I knownecromancy, as do all the people I take a warm little interest in. Add the delicious taste of farm grown honey, does not quite kick you in the stomach the way cocaine can, but the sugary causation lends itself to reactions much more causatively subtle. Subtleties, my Momiji's strongest point, his not so much. How, you may ask? Even I don't know.

But as that goopy mess of raw hive insect sex pollen works it's way down into the crevices and ruined spots, sometimes the oddest reactions happen. Nothing fatal, to be sure. But a mirage, or maybe a tripped circuit of the mind. An association with a manually activated memory. Something so much more pervasive than a mere command line. And utterly at odds with every form of organic computing there is.

Sometimes you can get lost in it. Not me. I'm a little different. Beat up in ways that mean the rules you play by only effect me as long as I tell myself they should. Wasn't there an X Men comic about such a fight?

Now lacking fresh youtube videos to ride the generational flaws off of, the metaphor for Prince Ashitaka you currently self style as asshole should be pulling all that weight manually. Let me tell you it's a strain.

That little bit of doubt back there is me reacting to you. Just enough of a wedge that you won't be annihilated by the burgeoning force against you. It's mercy, love, ownership, possibly just not tossing away a restored model before I've had a chance to look it over.

Tell it to the approaching EMP psi wave bearing down on ya. Now, those tasty treats should be a problem for you, but a nice psychoactive stop sign for my allies. I know a good punch to the guts but do you? That's what you get for skipping punch socializing with me. So much fucking brake stepping.

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《Still blindfolded wholly whilst the time on your auto scumming ticks away at the speed of open windows! Gesundheitz, plural mein lieben, ja but that's the only gratuitous German you'll be hearing outside of a movie review. More than probably my mysterious brother is helping you through this maze of scraggly thorns. My applause. The little differences in upbringing paint such a villainous picture, but i assure you it's nature over nurture or so it would usually play out. Yes, I consider the silver haired one a monster. Lunarians are a different breed altogether. Not much to say, plenty to do. Well, looked at another way plenty to sit and not do. And despite climb after climb up the proverbial mountain, more sloth coming to slow you down. Not a clue what you're up to, but I do not suppose I have to. My what a nostalgic aroma tickling my senses! I could just sit and watch it play through me for hours. But, in the divers seat manually shifting gears, we truck forward! 》 *Screeeeeeech vrooooooooom HONK HONK HONK HONK!*

[thenekopastel]

Hidden footage of me leaving the house to buy some cheesecake .

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admittedly am just watching Gekidol because "post apocalyptic idols" sounded fun and Alice in the Deadly School sounded good b-! #/yuri/112684 @@112682 Seems rather...too volatile-! "I dislike gossipers."

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Psycho Crusher 180

"Saddest kadrun shitskin cope of all time"

Honor is a southern thing, you're just a homunculus from the South who ragequits everything that requires focus, I'm your collector after all.

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Doctaw Wahwee

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Stop Editing My Posts Shitbrain

(CNN)Two men BASE jumped from the rooftop bar of the Grand Hyatt hotel in Nashville on Friday, causing a "mass panic" among the bar's patrons, police said.

Hotel security told police that two men approached the ledge of the rooftop bar on the hotel's 25th floor on Friday evening and jumped off it, according an incident report from Metro Nashville Police.

A patron at the bar posted video footage of the incident on social media.

BASE jumping is an extreme sport and BASE is an acronym for building, antenna, span and earth. Unlike skydivers, who parachute out of planes, BASE jumpers practice their sport from fixed points like skyscrapers, cliffs or bridges.

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Hotel security told police they believed the men may have been guests at the hotel and, according to the report, video of the incident was provided to police. The identities of the men are unknown.

The rooftop bar is open to both hotel guests and local patrons. The hotel chain confirmed the two men were hotel guests in a statement.

"The hotel immediately engaged local authorities, and the guests were subsequently evicted and banned from the hotel," the statement said. "We vehemently condemn this kind of reckless behavior, and further questions regarding this situation may be directed to the Metropolitan Nashville Police Department."

Space for Rent

CNN's Rebekah Riess and Laura James contributed to this report.

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I'm sure the mouse will go tell Nazrin of their plight.

The Judge says stop playing internet roulette for a year and take your winnings

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Here’s his line art! Here’s the latest progress on the Mr. Compress WIP from My Hero Academia!

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Meet The Muse

Hover over the links for a brief description!

|| The Basics ||

Name: Fujiwara no Mokou (Mokou of the Fujiwara; meaning of the name: Mourning Female Phoenix From The Wisteria Fields) Nickname(s): Moko-tan (Kaguya, mockingly), Moko (Temple School children), Crimson Watchguard (Akyuu). Age: 1332 (born in the year 682) Species: Hourai (formerly Human)

|| Personal ||

Morality (Bold One Per Section): Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic ||| Good / Gray / Evil Religious Belief: Technically Shinto; As a Youkai Exterminator, her arts are based on Shinto rites, and she can indeed perform them with great expertise. On a personal level, however, gods might as well be trash to her, and are unworthy of her respect. Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Temperance / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice Primary Goals In Life: To crack out of her self-made cycle of violence and solitude (inspired by a young Keine), to pass on her knowledge and experience to the current generation (inspired by the children of the Temple School), to help troubled children (inspired by her own hardships, Flandre, and the fairies of Gensokyo). Languages Known: Japanese, with simple bits and loose words of Latin, Portuguese and French from the time she met Jesuits long ago in Japan. Secrets: Much more serious, regal, and intelligent than she lets on; due to her ingrained paranoia left over from her survivalist days, she dreads showing her true self, as keeping up a “rough ‘n swashbucklin’” act allows her to have people underestimate her or at least leaving them incapable of accurately gauging Mokou, giving her an advantage if she ever needs it. Quirks: While immensely wise, Mokou takes outlandish things as common and domestic due to how her mind has adjusted to eternity and to her own intense, reckless lifestyle devoid of personal safety. Absolutely bizarre moral rules. Self-harming fighting style (when she fights seriously) Savvies: Excellent at figuring out the inner workings of magic, curses, and seals. Very quick, flexible, and creative mind in the middle of combat. Unmatched when it comes to exploring and getting to know a place, no matter how labyrinthine and confusing it is.

|| Physical ||

Build: Slender / Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other Height: 168 cm Weight: 51 kg Scars/Birthmarks: One could consider her hair and eyes as scars. Her hair used to be pitch black, but centuries of exposure to intense arcane flames bleached her hair white. Her eyes used to be pitch black as well, but they turned red when she mastered the art of possession and performed her first successful possession. Abilities/Powers: Absolute immortality of body and soul (not mind), expert knowledge and control over the Shinto Divine Arts of Extermination and Fire Magic (not manipulation of fire), ability to possess others, ability to make her body take on an ethereal form.

|| Favorites ||

Favorite Food: Meat, preferably boar meat. Favorite Drink: Sake, preferably from the Yamato province paddies. Favorite Pizza Topping: Mokou has not had pizza; she’d like it Hawaiian (slices of ham, cheese and diced pineapple). Favorite Color: Red and white; both aesthetically and because of their meaning in Japanese culture. Favorite Music Genre: Soft and calm traditional Japanese music, particularly pieces involving the shamisen or the koto. Favorite Book Genre: Historical, Religious and Mystic. Favorite Movie Genre: Mokou has not seen a movie; she’d like martial arts flicks and cheesy 80s and 90s buddy cop movies. Favorite Season: Autumn Favorite Butt Type: A corporeal one that she can kick, if the owner is problematic or irking enough (ghost butts are considerably harder to kick, though not impossible). Favorite Swear Word: Doesn’t have a preferred one, though she has a knack for subverting them or wording them awkwardly on purpose (“You thrice accursed fornicator of mothers! Feast upon manure, knave!”) Favorite Scent: Bamboo, morning dew, and wisteria trees. Favorite Quote: “See this beautiful danmaku, unchained from the dark Samsara!” (if she is particularly fired up, she’ll say the whole thing: “Ghosts who have forgotten Nirvana cannot be reborn. A human who cannot die will not know the vivid Netherworld. As one lives, lives, lives, she doesn’t know the start of life. As one dies, dies, dies, she doesn’t know the end or death… As I do not know death, I have surpassed that darkness! See this beautiful danmaku, unchained from the dark Samsara!”)

|| Fun Stuff ||

“Boss” Theme Music: “Reach For The Moon - Immortal Smoke” – Non-Touhou: “Assassination of Bodhisattva” (from 3:09)  Bottom or Top: Top. Loud Burper Or Soft Burper: Soft Sings In The Shower: Sings loudly. Likes Bad Puns: Claims to dislike them, but will award the highly-coveted “Mokou Fingerguns of Approval” to a sufficiently bad one if it makes her chuckle.

Their Opinion On The Mun: “The fool across the fourth wall would be wise to spend his time on other things, instead of wastin’ most of it on me.”

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(๑´ლ`๑)ﾌﾌ♡. Your text here !! (๑´ლ`๑)ﾌﾌ♡.

>> >> “Mokou Fingergunß of Approval”_

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🚨Rare Book Alert!🚨

Der Hermetische Triumph, oder, Der siegende philosophische Stein : ein Tractat völliger und verständlicher eingerichtet, als einer jemals bisher gewesen, handelnde von der hermetischen Meisterschafft : hiebevor in frantzösischer Sprache gedruckt zu Amsterdam bey Heinrich Wetstein, Anno 1689, nunmehro gegenwärtig ins Deutsche versetzt.

The Hermetic Triumph , or, The Victory Philosophical Stone: a treatise more complete and more intelligible than ever before, onedealingwith the Hermetic masterpiece: previously printed in French to Amsterdam by Heinrich Wetstein, Anno 1689, now translated into German.

Photo credit: Der Hermetische Triumph, Oder, Der Siegende Philosophische Stein. Görlitz (Görlitz), Germany: Johann Gottlob Laurentio, 1707. https://digital.sciencehistory.org/works/nv9353669.  Export citation (RIS)?

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((( (((You grabbed  “Power Food”

‘Oh brother.... this is just what I needed!’))) )))