no cap

proverbs by your’s truly

[hydracobalt]

“going to the gym feels like a humiliation ritual”

-myself (06/29/2026)

[hydracobalt]

why do foods have so many rules.

can’t i just eat my room temp reheated rice with un-refrigerated day old breaded chicken in peace.

-myself (05/22/2026)

[hydracobalt]

“i teared up thinking back to our relationship last night. not because i missed you, but i moarned who we could have become”

-myself (05/07/2026)

[hydracobalt]

“there’s something so special about when an older man opens the door for you. it really does make you feel seen and special”

-myself (03/16/2026)

[hydracobalt]

“i just read an old post and threw up in my mouth”

-myself (03/16/2026)

[hydracobalt]

“My college dorm bedroom is my Orange Show Speedway. I’m throwing up and he’s here. Why is he here.

How embarrassing Lizzy.”

-Myself (01/13/2025)

[hydracobalt]

“have you ever seen a picture of yourself and thought ‘oh wow. it is worse than i thought.’”

[hydracobalt]

“i wish a rain fly was a bug”

-myself (11/28/2024

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“I don’t think I will ever recover from the relationship at 19.”

-myself (09/10/2024)

[hydracobalt]

“Lady was my nickname. I don’t know why you chose that one, there were plenty of others to choose from.

But you said I was your lady. Plain and simple.

I don’t regret my decision.

But call me lady one more time.”

-myself (09/04/2024)

[hydracobalt]

wanna hear what i sound like in bed?

take me bushwhacking.

-myself (08/24/2024)

[hydracobalt]

“i used to have your drink orders memorized, and how you liked your eggs. i remembered what would make you smile and the layout of our future dream house.

now, those memories have since faded.

i can’t remember your middle name. i can’t remember your favorite song.

i don’t remember how you liked you eggs, and i’ve forgotten what made you smile.

how am i supposed to remember what we wanted to paint our home walls, when i do not remember your favorite color”

-myself (06/01/2024)

[hydracobalt]

“we used to share long nights together,

we used to share laughs, memories, and smiles.

now the only thing we share is this small town.

this is how it has to be, and not due to the likes of me”

-myself (02/14/2024)

[hydracobalt]

“my trust has been shattered”

-myself (02/14/2024)

[hydracobalt]

“you knew it was our last date. you knew it was our last late night drive.

you knew it was our last i love you. you knew it was our last goodbye. i’ll never again say hi, and now i know why.”

-myself (12/30/2023)

[hydracobalt]

“serves you right for having feelings”

-myself (01/30/2023)

[hydracobalt]

“moarning someone who isn’t dead, is worst then never knowing them at all”

-myself (01/26/2023)