What if Whatever

Y:o)u ever just think :o)f weird shit s:o)metimes?

[hydropurgerthoughts]

yoohoo ;o)

Hoi! I'm Mik:o)d4 (mikoda for normies)

I s4w 4 bunch :o)f ppl m4king bl:o)gs 4nd I w4nted t:o) pr:o)fit :o)ff :o)f the hypetr4in s::::::::::oooooooooo)))))))))) here we 4re!!!

D:o) y:o)u :o)ften find y:o)urself h4ving weird-4ss ide4s :o)ut :o)f n:o)where while y:o)u're in the hydr:o)purger? Feel free t:o) send in 4ny :o)f th:o)se th:o)ughts here!!

Rulez:

D,':o/n't be 4 fre4k in my inb,':o/x. N,':o/ NSFW pwe4se.

Listing y:o)ur bl::oo))d c:o)l:o)r is 4ppreci4ted, but I'll underst4nd if y:o)u le4ve it :o)ut!

(inspired by all the alternian reddit bootlegs popping up due to @aita-alternia!! I hopes this goes well lol. submissions and asks are open, but im still working on making the blog look preddy!)

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mutual rb'd this post and this flashed in my mind's eye in a telekinetic burst

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Have yourselves a very merry homestuck~

make sure to wear your orange bracelets

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do u think ppl on my main know ive read homestuck due to how i yap in the tags more than the actual post or are they normal

[aita-alternia]

hi island cerulean back again. i jusy yhoughy iy was vunny yhay beoble were calling our groub "yhe island" because iy reminded me ov hhe minceravy novel by yroll max brooks ov yhe same name

also yeah beoble have yold me iys hard yo read buy yhis is on anon so how else would yrolls ID me?

SO DID YOU GET ISEK^ID INTO MINCER^FT TOO OR WH^T. IDK IVE NEVER RE^D THE BOOK BEC^USE I W^S ^LLOWED NO JOY IN THE C^VERNS ^ND W^S FED CONCRETE FOR THREE ME^LS ^ NIGHT

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FUCKING MINECR4FT 4TMxoDSPHERE-BLxoDCK-4SS SCEN4RIxoD LMAxxxoooDDD

[aita-alternia]

mik:o|d4 here re4ding this "isl4nd" bs w4y t::oo|| l4te in the d4y. wh4t if we just nuked it being h:o|nest. r4t em :o|ut t:o| the dr:o|nes :o|r smthn. itd be funny methinks . .

NO PLE^SE GOG NO THIS IS THE MOST ENTERT^INING SHIT IVE RE^D ^LL NIGHT. I W^NT TO SEE IF THEY TE^R E^CH OTHER ^P^RT FIRST

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LIKE. INSTE4D >:o|F T4LKING SHIT >:o|UT IN PERS>:o|N. THEY JUST R4T E4CH>:o|THER >:o|UT >:o|VER 4N 4SK BL>:o|G >:o|N GRUMBLR >:o|F 4LL PL4CES.

THE P4SSIVE-4GRESSIVENESS IS P4LP4BLE.

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Human$ are $ttrange like how i$ tthere an enttire $pecie$ of candy-red blooded dudes tthatt randomly just $how up places

like tthey're intterestting lil dudes butt how do tthey keep getttting tthemselves in $ittuations-

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Iif drink combu5tion fluid you are hu5kmobile.

#Mmindblowing.

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maybe the

joe mama

is the human

mother grub ?

and saying it

is a ! prayer

for ! her

safety !! !

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I h4d s:o)me 4sks piled up in the inb:o)x so I queued em 4ll

feel free t:o) send in m:o)re!

[calware]

🌉 memewhore Follow

🪴 gildatheplant Follow

Literally just making it any solid color would've been better guys.

🚛 mintymaiden Follow

I'd like to point out that the rainbow has more positive than negative meanings.

🏞 ichigo-hiyoko Follow

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me the rainbow can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED BLOODY BODIES ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

🎱 youthful-pills Follow

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. The rainbow does have more positive connotations than negative like the @ mintymaiden said. For example, violet is associated with more money, wisdom, and elegance than with blood and death just like the chart shows you. Also, check out "The Designer's Dictionary of Color" by Shaune Addams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

🏵 diasporanpapi Follow

i think y'all are missing the point here.

🌈 forlovefromfear Follow

You can theorize to Thrashthrust and back but that doesn't change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging corpses around

📓 jhenne-bean Follow

I like that the presumption here is that "No One On Grumblr Has Heard of Color Theory. Let Me Explain in Depth" rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to "this is a hospital and that looks like blood"

like, color theory doesn't exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Hemospectrum Paint is asymmetric splatters and splotches against the wall, or in this case, a shellbeast trail on the hallway's floor, and infographic won't override the viewers' instinct

🏙 eternal-dannation Follow

this post is the perfect summation of grumblr's reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

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I g:O)t 4 j:o)b 4t 4 l:o)c4l cl:o)wnm4rt 4 c:o)ple weeks 4g:o) 4nd my first 4ctu4l p4ybill's g:o)nn4 be f44444444t :oD

its like 40 h:o/urs/we4k 4nd my f::oopptsies hurt like helli:opn m:opst nights, but its g:o)nn4 be s:o) w:o)rth

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t#e warm water feels so nice on my gills…i wis# ocean water could be warm too but also it wouldnt be good for the sea life

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B:P < they should roll out a new blood color i think. keep everyone on their toez abt it

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[flaringk]

gristTorrent+

A Homestuck suika game

GristTorrent+ by FlaringK

A Homestuck Suika Game!

I made this in a weekend, I am not good at this game LMAO

[aita-alternia]

Do youu ever think abouut the meaning of life? Like obviouusly its to serve the empire and be the dirt uunderneath the feet of Her Imperiouus Condescension but like below that what does it mean to be dirt? Should i hold firm and steady in uunwavering conviction to Her Imperial word or do i soften and yeild to those colder and finer in blood than i? What if there’s a misalignment between the two?

Obviouusly Her Imperiouus Condescension is not to be quuestioned, but to receive another order and disobey is to be a grain of sand turned to glass. I feel sick at the prospect of uundermining the word of my rightfuul suuperiors, buut i fail to come to a clear soluution. I wouuld never think to speak ill of those above me, buut i fear somehow something may be getting lost in colloquuialism for there are times when orders i receive make not only no sense buut seem to actively work against the ideals puut forth by Her Most Amazing and Imperial Condescension.

Of couurse, i am clearly the one mistaken in some form and muust do my duue diligence to find where my error is so i might continuue to be the dirt in which the fuutuure of the empire grows.

I H^VENT THE WORDS FOR THE EXPRESSION I M^DE LOOKING ^T THIS. I C^NT EVEN TELL WH^T ITS SUPPOSED TO BE. V^GUELY HORNY POETRY?

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the ^^mount of trolls cl^^^m^ng to be l^me ^s seem^ngy d^sproport^on^^l to the ^^mount of other trolls. wh^^t ^s ^t ^^bout grumblr th^^t ^^ttr^^cts mut^^nts ^^nd the such?

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