Shun False Idylls

Shaun. Aspiring polyglot. Professional unicorn wrangler.

[rumwik]

The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

[foreveralone-lyguy]

thanks

[fake-gamer-grell-blog]

Some shots from our second Star Wars play through, this time from the Edge of the Empire Beginner Box. My Girlfriend ran this time, and I played the Twi'lek bounty hunter Oskara. The Force was not with my boost dice at any point. As you can see, I had three for one roll and they all came up blank. The adventure made a little more sense than the one I made, but wow the writer assumes the PCs are awful people. Like, there was zero contingency for any action that was not murdering your way through it. We had fun though.

[fake-gamer-grell-blog]

Here are a few shots from our game tonight. I GMed for my Girlfriend and our friend. This was our first time playing the new Fantasy Flight Star Wars. The premade adventure wasn’t very well written, so we ended up playing Space Balls instead of Star Wars, but we had fun none the less, and we all liked the system’s mechanics, so we’re probably going to get the core books soon. I’m going to chalk this session up as non-canonical though, haha!

[hyenaspotz]

Golem Meisters Adoptables is a pretty neat adoptable artwork site that has recently begun. Essentially, you collect items by participating in events, purchasing ticket spins, trading with others; and you assemble them into “golems” that you then own! It’s fun, and a great way to help out some artists while being on a budget.

[chromolume]

those parts of musicals where everyone’s singing their own melodies at once but then it reaches a climax and everyone sings the same tune, like that’s the most satisfying thing ever

[equius-is-the-crowing-deactivat]

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL FROM MARYLAND

They are a crab

[tamecenobite]

hyenaspotz is this true?

[hyenaspotz]

Hahaha, of course not... What kind of outrageous bullshit is this? Ahaha... *Clack-clack, scuttle*

[breastforce]

“Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them…or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.”

Holy SHIT

[t-ycho]

WELL THEN

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Yep.

They actually tested me for a learning disability in high school because I was consistently failing math.

They discovered that I actually scored in the 80th percentile in that sort of learning.

Problem was, in every other subject, I was in the 99.8th percentile.

I had never learned how to study because I never needed to—and then, when something proved to be even the slightest bit challenging, my brain went

“LOL nope this is impossible abort”

Meanwhile, this entire time I’m scraping by in subjects like English. The assignments I did turn in, I’d score top marks—but I’d avoid turning in projects I didn’t think were “good” enough.

Essentially, my brain had two settings: “100%” or “0%”.

This sort of Baby Genius shit makes kids and adolescents neurotic and self-destructive.

[hyenaspotz]

Can we just talk about how much Sten and Bull are polar opposites of each other?

The Iron Bull: Hey there, I'm the Iron Bull. I like hitting things. By the way, I'm a spy.

Herald: What.

Hero of Ferelden: Hey, Sten. Tell me about yourself.

Sten: No.

[ashleycornishart]

“You’re awake now, sleeping kitten?”

Razum-dar from Elder Scrolls Online!

[x-sunnydragonfly-x]

Soooo this lion with a mohawk…its lion king all over again

[i-amarobot]

from my many years of experience as a human i know for a fact that drinking from a cup while lying down is a terrible idea yet still i try 

[morlockseparatist-blog]

Like the fact that Laverne Cox takes every goddamn moment made available to her to discuss the issues facing poor transwomen of color and it STILL barely gets through in press relating to her. Like cis people don’t give a fuck about trans people and they never have, they throw us on magazine covers to feel good about themselves so they can move on to the next issue of the week.

[j6]

LMAO THE FUCK? YEAH YOU ARE

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[scenicroutes]

oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because 

the line literally enables girls to create a doll that looks like them

including a wide array of non-white skin tones and non-european features

like black dolls with curly and textured hair

or asian dolls that appear to have epicanthic folds

and they’ve also released accessories like doll-sized wheelchairs, hearing aids, and crutches so that girls who aren’t able-bodied or are hard of hearing can have a little friend who shares their experiences

and they’ve even begun to offer dolls without hair for little girls who have alopecia or have lost hair while battling cancer

and basically if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face

[musingsandobsessions]

Also: SERVICE DOGS. 

IT’S SO CUTE IT EVEN HAS TRAINING TREATS. You go American Girl. 

[saphire-dance]

They also consulted the Nez Pierce when making their Kaya doll and that’s why her smile doesn’t show teeth, among other things, and they’ve released some beautiful, and accurate, modern Powwow regalia for her.

[justplainsomething]

Also they’ve been offering all this stuff since I was still getting the catalog. I just turned 29, so if I’m going to guess, that means they’ve been offering these options since at least 1996ish.

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

Time estimate is dead-on, they started this line of dolls in 1995.

**1995**.

[scribbleowl-deactivated20181204]

Growing up, this was one of the only toy lines that had actual black dolls rather than white dolls with tans. Kinky hair and everything!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

reblog if this is a good pic

[67888875322467]

Contrary to popular belief, marginalized groups actually don’t owe allies anything and aren’t obligated to praise allies just for showing basic human decency.

[lit-sy-kalyptica-deactivated202]

No but marginalized groups can’t treat allies like shit either

[unityy-deactivated20171229]

Yea we know, otherwise you’ll literally kill us