sorpresa puta

troubled thoughts and a self esteem to match.

[broriarty]

[peony-eyes]

My god.

[johngreensmoustache]

Whoa the abundance of tfios copies here is enough to make a paper town 

[timelordsintheimpala]

Should I look for this in Alaska?

[dorkstranger-old-deactivated201]

it must have taken an abundance of katherines to organize these.

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

books

[borderlands2]

Thank u for your contribution

[purememe]

[eva-420]

gta 5 looks sick

[cvwardly-deactivated20170419]

your anon choice. »»>  im sitting here eating ice cream instead of real dinner.

[hyeof]

well thanks kylie is bae tho so.. all the food groups that matter right there.

[inabasket]

My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.

Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”

I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.

So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”

And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”

[urlcollins]

I wish i wasn’t lying haha i just joined so yeah, eh nothing much, really bored wbu

[hyeof]

well welcome, welcome! nice to have you. same tho tbh. it's a boring night. should probably be studying for finals, but.. nah.

[cvwardly-deactivated20170419]

lets be friends i have nutella and ice cream

[hyeof]

hell yes, i'm in.

[apesdosmil]

[hyeof]

I actually have no friends and its late so heyo

What? No friends, quit lying? Heyoo, what's up?

sorry switched to Daniel Sharman .

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mazelaar]

[insectic-a]

[sophiekaczynski]

[kitty-and-tomcat-deactivated201]

[mariusoprea-deactivated20211203]

⊶ ⊷

[flewly]

q

[frannxox96-deactivated20180223]

nowadays 16 & 17 years old couples be spending the night at each others houses

not sure how y’all parents are but mine don’t play that shit

[hyeof]

I need some friends wtf

[hyeof]

3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?

Me: Cannabis

3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh

Me: Bruh

[nevillles]