__|[H]yper [As]tronomer|__

I am the Space Samurai. I make Rap, Jazz, Metal, and Rock music. I'm Buck Wild UNENO

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you need a warning on the bottle not to drink alcohol when you’re pregnant your kid is going to be pretty stupid anyway.

[hyperastronomer]

Thats as stupid as it comes

[hyperastronomer]

Wakes up. Eats bacon. Falls back asleep.

[gifsboom]

(via 49blackandwhites)

[hyperastronomer]

A sneak peak of the new stars movie

[just-shower-thoughts]

The military of evey nation should have paintball team and have world championships for shits and giggles.

[hyperastronomer]

Some team would probably get salty that they lose all the time and it'll spark an actual war.

[hyperastronomer]

Story time

I never post anything but here i go. So some context I deliver pizza. And one day i delivered pizza to this older dude it was a normal delivery so far. He pays for his pizza gives a good tip then he asks me "you wanna make some extra cash?". Now i thought he needed me to carry something heavy or some shit cause im a strong young lad. So i respond "yea sure who doesnt wanna make extra cash" then he continues to implore "could i blow you?". Fear struck me, all i thought was what the fuck did he just ask me. I immediately responded "NO!" And ran for the car and peeled out of his driveway as he slammed the door. I tell my boss this and all he had to say was "i guess he also wanted a tip ;)" -_- but nonetheless thats the time i was solicited for prostitution.

[mxtwlv-deactivated20151105]

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[femmeeuropeenne]

pastelkvlt

[hyperastronomer]

I hate trump almost as much as i hate astrology both are stupid

[kyungsensual-deactivated2016022]

you know what? i feel sorry for you. you must be incredibly close minded to not hang out with someone just because they smoke. smoking is a way of life for me, it makes me feel alive and stops me cutting. shame on you for shaming people who smoke, you are the worse.

i have asthma

[hyperastronomer]

Soda gets called pop after the music cause it's too bubbly. And i hate em both the same.

[hyperastronomer]

Resistance is futile

[memeguy-com]

Im eating beans and broccoli in preparation for my sonata tonight

[hyperastronomer]

So when your tooting your fluting

[memeguy-com]

Actual quote from a man who punched a bear to save his dog

[hyperastronomer]

This is called being a badass

[pixelclash]

crabwalk - Metal Slug 3 (SNK - Neo Geo - 2000) 

[hyperastronomer]

I used to wreck arcades on metal slug

[memeguy-com]

Pic #7 - Life in Russia

[hyperastronomer]

"You wanna do it on top of putins face?"

[hyperastronomer]

Goku wins no challenge

[nullfather-deactivated20150819]

Why and against what version of Superman?

[hyperastronomer]

Cause goku has the power to destroy a whole planet with just his pinky and not break a sweat. Super saiyan three goku would kill any version of superman even when he absorbs blue star radiation. This is beside the fact that goku has teleportation and a numerous amount of chi techniques at his disposal.

[nullfather-deactivated20150819]

Can you show me Goku destroying a whole planet with just his pinky?

Also, do you mean any base version of Superman or just any Superman ever? Or any Superman that has been canon? Or something else? What do you mean by “any”?

[hyperastronomer]

Frieza destroys gokus home planet with just his pinky at his lowest level of strength and goku at super saiyan one beats the crud out of frieza at his strongest. And i mean any version of superman, just any. 😘

[hyperastronomer]

Goku wins no challenge

[nullfather-deactivated20150819]

Why and against what version of Superman?

[hyperastronomer]

Cause goku has the power to destroy a whole planet with just his pinky and not break a sweat. Super saiyan three goku would kill any version of superman even when he absorbs blue star radiation. This is beside the fact that goku has teleportation and a numerous amount of chi techniques at his disposal.

[memeguy-com]

Peace

[hyperastronomer]

Diplomacy at its finest

[lauticaivano]