Hyperfixational

It varies from moment to moment

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: you look so unapproachable

Ice: and yet, here you are

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: I wanna be a caterpillar

Ice: why?

Mav: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful

Ice: You know they have a lifespan of like 2 weeks?

Mav: that’s another highlight

Ice: Mav noooo

[0kaz-yaps]

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: I like your pants

Ice: Thanks they were 50% off

Mav: I’d like if they were 100% off

Ice: the store can’t give clothes away for free!

Mav: that’s not what I meant…

Ice: that’s a terrible way to run a business Mav.

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: Do you have any kinks?

Ice: Peace and quiet.

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: Ice can I-

Ice: No

Mav: I didn’t even finish my sentence

Ice: Still no

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: I love pool tables

Goose: what!?

Mav: *eyes firmly on ice’s ass as he’s bent over the pool table* you heard me

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Slider: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders

Mav: me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Slider: THE WHO!

Mav: oh this isn’t a safe space suddenly.

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 166

Iceman: *Wearing only a towel around his waist* Guys, could you throw me a shirt?

Maverick: *Very much speaking to Ice's abs* Yeah, here you gay - I mean go, I said go-

Slider: *Mimicking a newcaster* Mitchell had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six

[thatsrightice]

[kinetickey]

[bl33d1ngheartz]

”I’m not gonna get into Top Gun that seriously!” I said hoping a new hyperfixation wouldn’t form

Icemav on my dashboard:

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: so,babe, I was thinking a summer wedding, cuz you know I don’t do well in the cold

Ice: Mav we’re not engaged

Mav:*slams hands on the table* THAT’S what I forgot to do last night.

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to anyone who can defeat me in physical combat.

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: You can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

Ice: yes you can

Mav: shut up nerd

[hyperfixationalmotives]

Mav: Joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

Ice: my kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability

Mav: unrealistic, settle for choking like normal people

[swantales-aw0owo0]

“Icemav is canon” I say into the microphone. The crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage. "She's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. Val Kilmer.