Who even knows!

Madi | 23 | Appalachia | here, queer, filled with existential fear | 🏜️

[ommanyte]

snail as old as slime

[thatsbelievable]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

yeah man i got it right he- ah shit ah fuck where is it

[boymounter]

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

[boymounter]

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

[shittycryptids]

a beekeeper but he only keeps one bee

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[shadyrican]

This all happened at Lush.

[gender-is-a-scam-deactivated201]

this was a journey

[powerburial]

ahhhh!!! 400 devils!!!! just kidding

[k-venice-666]

don’t ever scare me like that again

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[fylesliehall]

[dateagirlwhosweird]

Date a girl who isn’t a girl. She is nothing and everything all at once, and “gender” is not a word that has fallen on her immortal ears (does she actually have ears?) before. Too insignificant a concept for her to care about. Maybe an old god? You’ve never quite been sure.

[audrey-scorne-deactivated202106]

no more super hero. no more star war. get film back to its roots: a train coming at the camera and scaring me so so much

[moniabadir]

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

visual representation of my mood today 

[rite-of-darkness-deactivated201]

when you listen to music from the 70s and 80s

[melt-banana]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

are they eggs or not someone tell me

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

[eggusa-deactivated20180302]

[dizzyboy-deactivated20170326]