[thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker]

Catherine, 31, they/them

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[bluebearial]

slime girls be like "did you see what I posted in the Goop Chat"

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[moggettt]

wolfin out

[gaytrees]

plant based diet. as opposed to meat cringe diet

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[kittycouch]

Will you let snailpoke into your heart

[userfpurteen]

one of my tiktok followers pfp looked like a picture of zoro and garfield! it wasn't but the idea took over my mind and body like a dang virus

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[not100bees]

Okay I know the quote tweet is supposed to be ridiculous but that is how people talk. I have seen people talk exactly like that. That is not even a ridiculous exaggeration of how certain lefty types talk.

[mothcrumbs]

[alldragonsaregood]

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[bogkeep]

most of the norwegian trains are smooth sleek worms while many of the swedish trains are blocky clunky beasts...

[bogkeep]

[bogkeep]

[valtionrautatiet-official]

Rc6 is a certified MILF. You heard it here first folks!

[lilcowzia]

i actually would like to promote obesity tbh, its awesome

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[luxiomahariel]

[crazysodomite]

which oomfs want to do this together?

[sabrebash]

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