what the heck

CG: HEY DOUCHENUT

EB:Hi Karkat!

EB: Whats up?

CG: WHERE DOES THE QUESTION “WHAT’S UP?” COME FROM????

CG: FUCKING THINGS THAT ARE TALLER THAN YOU ARE UP.

CG: IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I’M DOING FUCKING ASK “HOW ARE YOU DOING”

EB:Oh Uh

EB: How are you doing?

CG: MUCH BETTER (YOU HUMANS HAVE A LOT TO LEARN).

CG: I’M FINE, EGBERT.

CG: BESIDES THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND 24/7.

EB: HEY! He’s not my boyfriend…

EB: At least, i dont think?

EB: We’ve never really discussed it!

CG: YOU’RE BASICALLY MATES. STRIDER IS FUCKING CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

CG: IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING.

TG: woah wait what the fuck

TG: you always bring him up karkat not me

EB: So wait…what?

EB: I dont understand- who likes me here? Dave? Karkat?

EB: Can i please get informed on this matter

CG: GROSS, NO. I DON’T LIKE YOU, EGBERT.

CG: I LIKE TEREZI

CG: DAVE FUCKING LOVES YOU AND SHIT, *NOT* ME.

TG: karkat speak the stone cold truth

TG: come here egbert and kiss me

TG: put your virgin lips on my sluty lips

TG: just do it john

TG: it is your prophecy

EB: I uh… i dunno Dave- i’ve never kissed anyone before!

EB: I dont even know how you do it….

EB: Oh god don’t say anything to Rose! I’m supposed to get with her arent i? Oh god what is happening

CG: WOULD YOU TWO JUST MATE AND BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY

TG: karkat thats not how it fucking works holy shit

TG: get educated dude

TG: go talk to rose or some shit

#karkat #john

CG: HEY DOUCHENUT

EB:Hi Karkat!

EB: Whats up?

CG: WHERE DOES THE QUESTION “WHAT’S UP?” COME FROM????

CG: FUCKING THINGS THAT ARE TALLER THAN YOU ARE UP.

CG: IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I’M DOING FUCKING ASK “HOW ARE YOU DOING”

EB:Oh Uh

EB: How are you doing?

CG: MUCH BETTER (YOU HUMANS HAVE A LOT TO LEARN).

CG: I’M FINE, EGBERT.

CG: BESIDES THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND 24/7.

EB: HEY! He’s not my boyfriend…

EB: At least, i dont think?

EB: We’ve never really discussed it!

CG: YOU’RE BASICALLY MATES. STRIDER IS FUCKING CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

CG: IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING.

TG: woah wait what the fuck

TG: you always bring him up karkat not me

EB: So wait…what?

EB: I dont understand- who likes me here? Dave? Karkat?

EB: Can i please get informed on this matter

CG: GROSS, NO. I DON’T LIKE YOU, EGBERT.

CG: I LIKE TEREZI

CG: DAVE FUCKING LOVES YOU AND SHIT, *NOT* ME.

TG: karkat speak the stone cold truth

TG: come here egbert and kiss me

TG: put your virgin lips on my sluty lips

TG: just do it john

TG: it is your prophecy

#john #karkat

CG: HEY DOUCHENUT

EB:Hi Karkat!

EB: Whats up?

CG: WHERE DOES THE QUESTION “WHAT’S UP?” COME FROM????

CG: FUCKING THINGS THAT ARE TALLER THAN YOU ARE UP.

CG: IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I’M DOING FUCKING ASK “HOW ARE YOU DOING”

EB:Oh Uh

EB: How are you doing?

CG: MUCH BETTER (YOU HUMANS HAVE A LOT TO LEARN).

CG: I’M FINE, EGBERT.

CG: BESIDES THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND 24/7.

EB: HEY! He’s not my boyfriend…

EB: At least, i dont think?

EB: We’ve never really discussed it!

CG: YOU’RE BASICALLY MATES. STRIDER IS FUCKING CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

CG: IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING.

TG: woah wait what the fuck

TG: you always bring him up karkat not me

#karkat #john

yo egbert is your refrigerator running

EB:Hehe

EB: Yeah

EB:Hehe (Omg i know where this is going)

#answered #Anon #people ask me shit

TG: well then you better go catch it

#john

What's your relationship with the mayor

TG: i love the mayor

TG: hes like a son to me

TG: shits romantic as it gets

hush it hush you totally are stop denying it dave

TG: you dont know me

TG: i am the manliest man thats ever lived

TG: only men fight with swords

#answered #harrisonbabe #people ask me shit

ur a cutie

TG: fuck you

TG: im manly as hell

#answered #harrisonbabe #people ask me shit

HEY DUMBFUCK OTHER HUMAN, THIS ISN'T KARKAT. THIS IS JUST ANOTHER HUMAN AGREEING WITH KARKAT THAT ALL HUMANS- ALL OF US ARE IDIOTS. -K (NOT KARKAT)

TG: karkat i can see past everything

TG: get your irons off the fire and just admit it

TG: we humans are smarter than your troll species

#answered #Anon #people ask me shit

TG: what the fuck

TG: dude chill out holy shit

#answered

HUMANS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

what the fuck man

I’M JUST STATING FACTS HERE

i want a fucking source

YOUR MOTHER IS THE SOURCE

i dont have a mother what the fuck

low blow dude low blow

FUCK

Okay guys i think we should all just calm down now just…shhooooooshhh

FUCK OFF, JOHN, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND DAVE

I was just trying to calm things down guys

I WASN’T EVEN TRYING TO START SOMETHING. I WAS JUST POINTING OUT A FACT THAT ALL HUMANS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS..

again i am saying this is not true

REALLY. BECAUSE I HAVE PROOF. DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PROOF? DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING SEE IT?

yes i really fucking want too

HUMANS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

what the fuck man

I’M JUST STATING FACTS HERE

i want a fucking source

YOUR MOTHER IS THE SOURCE

i dont have a mother what the fuck

low blow dude low blow

FUCK

Okay guys i think we should all just calm down now just…shhooooooshhh

FUCK OFF, JOHN, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND DAVE

I was just trying to calm things down guys

I WASN’T EVEN TRYING TO START SOMETHING. I WAS JUST POINTING OUT A FACT THAT ALL HUMANS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS..

again i am saying this is not true

HUMANS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

what the fuck man

I’M JUST STATING FACTS HERE

i want a fucking source

YOUR MOTHER IS THE SOURCE

i dont have a mother what the fuck

low blow dude low blow

FUCK

Okay guys i think we should all just calm down now just…shhooooooshhh

egbert get out of this it isnt about you

#john

HUMANS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

what the fuck man

I’M JUST STATING FACTS HERE

i want a fucking source

YOUR MOTHER IS THE SOURCE

i dont have a mother what the fuck

low blow dude low blow

HUMANS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

what the fuck man

I’M JUST STATING FACTS HERE

i want a fucking source

HUMANS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

what the fuck man