CG: HEY DOUCHENUT
EB:Hi Karkat!
EB: Whats up?
CG: WHERE DOES THE QUESTION “WHAT’S UP?” COME FROM????
CG: FUCKING THINGS THAT ARE TALLER THAN YOU ARE UP.
CG: IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I’M DOING FUCKING ASK “HOW ARE YOU DOING”
EB:Oh Uh
EB: How are you doing?Â
CG: MUCH BETTER (YOU HUMANS HAVE A LOT TO LEARN).
CG: I’M FINE, EGBERT.Â
CG: BESIDES THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND 24/7.
EB: HEY! He’s not my boyfriend…
EB: At least, i dont think?
EB: We’ve never really discussed it!
CG: YOU’RE BASICALLY MATES. STRIDER IS FUCKING CRAZY ABOUT YOU.Â
CG: IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING.
TG: woah wait what the fuck
TG: you always bring him up karkat not me
EB: So wait…what?
EB: I dont understand- who likes me here? Dave? Karkat?
EB: Can i please get informed on this matterÂ
CG: GROSS, NO. I DON’T LIKE YOU, EGBERT.
CG: I LIKE TEREZI
CG: DAVE FUCKING LOVES YOU AND SHIT, *NOT* ME.
 TG: karkat speak the stone cold truth
TG: come here egbert and kiss me
TG: put your virgin lips on my sluty lips
TG: just do it john
TG: it is your prophecy
EB: I uh… i dunno Dave- i’ve never kissed anyone before!Â
EB: I dont even know how you do it….
EB: Oh god don’t say anything to Rose! I’m supposed to get with her arent i? Oh god what is happening
CG: WOULD YOU TWO JUST MATE AND BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY
TG: karkat thats not how it fucking works holy shit
TG: get educated dude
TG: go talk to rose or some shit
EB: Yeah i dont think you understand Karkat...
EB: Maybe someone could fill you in
