I/Me Pronouns

Fuck being real, I’m imaginary. Recovering Duelist. Indoor/Outdoor with pretty, dull claws

[i-am-mx]

Being a Certified Party Machine (CPM) is very difficult. One must be prepared to inspire a shindig in an instant. That’s why I keep a piñata full of buzzballs in my fridge. Professional responsibility.

[wizardbreasts]

there needs to be a kneeling knight emoji

[i-am-mx]

You’ve heard of silence. Now get ready for the mortifying ordeal of being known. Science.

[i-am-mx]

Me ‘n Who’s on First?

[i-am-mx]

Seeking bunter for team sports. Clothed tryouts in a fortnight?

[i-am-mx]

Forgot my window open during the rain. Luckily the invisible remains dry.

[i-am-mx]

You’ve heard of no-strings attached fun. Get ready for every single string in the universe attached fun.

[i-am-mx]

[i-am-mx]

You’ve heard of no-strings attached fun. Get ready for every single string in the universe attached fun.

[i-am-mx]

Yes I do play with a handicap. Thank you for noticing.

[i-am-mx]

boy (agander) is tuned in like a bored-switch operator.

[i-am-mx]

I have yet to find an interior design problem not solved in its entirety by more hooks

[i-am-mx]

I don’t know what’s wrong with me but a piñata full of buzzballs would fix it

[i-am-mx]

What’s black and white and well-read all over?

[i-am-mx]

You only like me because I can see through time and space :/

[i-am-mx]

Drake or Dr. Thaddeus Darkkon from Catherine Jinks’ Evil Genius series

?

[i-am-mx]

Hey, be nice. He just has resting condescension existence.

Don’t take it so personally.

[adonai-predation]

1 hour roommate free

[i-am-mx]

palette inspired photo