Bitch, I'm back by popular demand

Always take a banana to a party, Rose, bananas are good!

[collarbonesandstars]

me: *fasts, eats 500 calories a day, works out*

my weight: bitch I’m not moving

me: *binges on 1000 calories*

my weight: WE’RE GOING UP

[3liza]

[thatsthat24]

How the Transition Feels 🏫

[nihilist-toothpaste]

seven years and nothing has changed

[geneticistlarrie]

[fuckery-inc]

YOOO

[ms-ss]

This should be in a museum somewhere

[sedlex]

[heavenlysafe-deactivated2020051]

[loopwhole]

[exceptionals]

me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous

[kitthies-deactivated20191108]

[laterskaterrr]

god I just want to hold you in my arms right now it’s killing me

[fourdrunksluts-deactivated20220]

if you’re embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I’d deck 2011 me right in the face . 

[floraposting]

[ghosts-of-imperial-russia]

Russian Imperial Court Dress on display at the Hermitage Museum in Amsterdam.

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[handsomedogs]

[i-am-not-sydney]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯