there is so much world i have yet to discover

Gabs. I live for cookie dough at 3 am, doggies, poetry, good friends and sunsets.

[bambicoded]

it's important to me that ilya remains captain of the centaurs after shane joins, but i have a specific picture in my mind of shane being assistant captain and being generally harmless and super chill , so the centaurs see him as like the chill parent (something to be said about shane being content in letting someone else, specifically His Someone, have the reins and enjoying not being in charge) but then ilya has to be out for a few weeks for like health or smth so shane goes into Captain Mode and the centaurs are scared shitless by how intense he gets all of a sudden. the most intense drills of all time. the hardest plays they've ever heard of. the strictest practices on earth. and they suddenly understand why shane led the metros/voyagers to victory so many times and why ilya treats him like the boss in their relationship. and then as soon as ilya comes back he turns it off and the centaurs are like Oh Thank Fuck Because What The Hell Was That

[thememedaddy]

[berylian]

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[coughloop]

hey  mom wjat

[coughloop]

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

[mournfulroses]

Albert Camus, from a play titled "Misunderstanding," featured in Caligula & Three Other Plays

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

very endearing text from my brother today asking me for a list of everything i have ever been interested in so he can find an appropriate christmas gift for me

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

sciences included

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

ok here goes

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

ocean

[unknown-fish]

what the fub

[shillanov]

new headcanon: the league changes WAG to WAP (Wives and Partners) in an attempt to promote inclusivity and ilya proceeds to play Wet Ass Pussy everywhere for a week straight following this announcement

[shillanov]

STOP THESE ARE SO ON BRAND AND FUNNY

[babushkaat]

[lavenderprose]

As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.

They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.

Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.

Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.

Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"

Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.

Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."

Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.

Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.

Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.

Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.

I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.

[jeanritchie]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

[aloyhh]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[sandersstudies]

Sometimes I’m talking to a child like hey I’m not mad. I’m not even disappointed really. Your classmates however are going to beat you with sticks if we don’t do something about this.

[sandersstudies]

Listen I know you like clicking the pen. I even have clicked a pen myself once or twice. However.

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[shanesmouth]

1x01 ➥ 1x06

[my-2nd-account]

He slides down smoother than butter on a hot pan

[snoopyetc]

There were no nice men in Montreal?

[siriusly-hollanov]

Jokes on them turns out there really is no nice men in Montreal