Supbeauvisor

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Intro post

Hello, I'm Claude. I'm the official supervisor of @bonegardenbeau. I'm here to make sure he doesn't steal corpses. Or kiss them. Or be weird with them. I hate my job.

My partner Pokémon is a liepard. She also questions why I have this job. I also have a Salazzle, Bisharp, Staraptor, Luxray, and a Drifblim.

OOC rules under cut!

Be respectful, no NSFW, under sixteen DNI because Beau is a horrible person and this man is in charge of him, magic anons are on, no hate mail, pelipper mail is on, no ships. This man is far too tired for ships.

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

No parades?

I prefer to stick by myself. Too many people at parades.

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

Happy pride month, Claude

Doing anything special?

Eating chips, mostly. And making sure Beau doesn't kill his boyfriend.

[bonegardenbeau]

What boyfriend?

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

The old man that you gave food poisoning to.

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

Happy pride month, Claude

Doing anything special?

Eating chips, mostly. And making sure Beau doesn't kill his boyfriend.

[betterundercontrolthenfree]

"Happy pride month to all the people who don't know or don't fuck with love."

[cephalopkmn]

Happy pride month to the fellow aroaces amongst us.

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

You too.

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

What if he’s just broken?

Then he needs help, not to smooch corpses.

[bonegardenbeau]

[Poking you with a stick] "Wake up, ho."

@i-keep-beau-from-theft

[he lets out a barely audible groan and looks at Claude, squinting. He’s shoved moss into the still very bloody wound on his arm, it clearly didn’t do what he wanted it to considering the decent amount of blood on the ground.]

Fuggofffff..

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"We're getting your ass to the hospital."

[bonegardenbeau]

[he just lifts his uninjured arm up and flips Claude off but he can’t really keep the rest of his fingers closed in a proper fist so it’s a little hard to tell what he’s attempting to do at first.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

[He lets Luxray out of his ball, and the creature immediately picks Beau up between its teeth by his shirt collar.]

[bonegardenbeau]

[unlike how he’d usually react, Beau doesn’t even protest, he doesn’t have the energy to after all. The moss falls off his arm, leaving little bits of dirt and, well, moss left in the wound..not exactly a pretty sight.]

Ugh…

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"Maybe you should have thought twice before bleeding out in the woods."

[bonegardenbeau]

[he doesn’t even argue, he really doesn’t have the energy to, and he’s too busy making pained noises whenever he hits a rock or root from being dragged by Claude’s Luxray. He’s looking pretty pale.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"You're not allowed to die."

[bonegardenbeau]

Huh…? Wh..wHy.?

[he finally stops hanging his head and looks up at Claude, his eyes are unfocused and glossy.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"Why? Because the soggy cardboard of a person cares about you, and I don't like seeing people cry."

[bonegardenbeau]

Toooo…bad..

[and he’s out, probably not dead but definitely passed the fuck out.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

[Claude huffs, finally motioning for his Luxray to drop Beau in front of the hospital. Then, he casually opens the door.] "Yo, I got a guy who was mauled by a Pokémon. Good luck."

[bonegardenbeau]

[Poking you with a stick] "Wake up, ho."

@i-keep-beau-from-theft

[he lets out a barely audible groan and looks at Claude, squinting. He’s shoved moss into the still very bloody wound on his arm, it clearly didn’t do what he wanted it to considering the decent amount of blood on the ground.]

Fuggofffff..

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"We're getting your ass to the hospital."

[bonegardenbeau]

[he just lifts his uninjured arm up and flips Claude off but he can’t really keep the rest of his fingers closed in a proper fist so it’s a little hard to tell what he’s attempting to do at first.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

[He lets Luxray out of his ball, and the creature immediately picks Beau up between its teeth by his shirt collar.]

[bonegardenbeau]

[unlike how he’d usually react, Beau doesn’t even protest, he doesn’t have the energy to after all. The moss falls off his arm, leaving little bits of dirt and, well, moss left in the wound..not exactly a pretty sight.]

Ugh…

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"Maybe you should have thought twice before bleeding out in the woods."

[bonegardenbeau]

[he doesn’t even argue, he really doesn’t have the energy to, and he’s too busy making pained noises whenever he hits a rock or root from being dragged by Claude’s Luxray. He’s looking pretty pale.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"You're not allowed to die."

[bonegardenbeau]

Huh…? Wh..wHy.?

[he finally stops hanging his head and looks up at Claude, his eyes are unfocused and glossy.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"Why? Because the soggy cardboard of a person cares about you, and I don't like seeing people cry."

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

If you could bring one thing with you to a deserted island, what would you bring?

Crinkle. She's an effective hunter and a strong battler. The rest I could do myself, like building shelters.

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?

And what’s the best thing?

Beau and Crinkle, respectively.

[bonegardenbeau]

[Poking you with a stick] "Wake up, ho."

@i-keep-beau-from-theft

[he lets out a barely audible groan and looks at Claude, squinting. He’s shoved moss into the still very bloody wound on his arm, it clearly didn’t do what he wanted it to considering the decent amount of blood on the ground.]

Fuggofffff..

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"We're getting your ass to the hospital."

[bonegardenbeau]

[he just lifts his uninjured arm up and flips Claude off but he can’t really keep the rest of his fingers closed in a proper fist so it’s a little hard to tell what he’s attempting to do at first.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

[He lets Luxray out of his ball, and the creature immediately picks Beau up between its teeth by his shirt collar.]

[bonegardenbeau]

[unlike how he’d usually react, Beau doesn’t even protest, he doesn’t have the energy to after all. The moss falls off his arm, leaving little bits of dirt and, well, moss left in the wound..not exactly a pretty sight.]

Ugh…

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"Maybe you should have thought twice before bleeding out in the woods."

[bonegardenbeau]

[he doesn’t even argue, he really doesn’t have the energy to, and he’s too busy making pained noises whenever he hits a rock or root from being dragged by Claude’s Luxray. He’s looking pretty pale.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"You're not allowed to die."

[bonegardenbeau]

[Poking you with a stick] "Wake up, ho."

@i-keep-beau-from-theft

[he lets out a barely audible groan and looks at Claude, squinting. He’s shoved moss into the still very bloody wound on his arm, it clearly didn’t do what he wanted it to considering the decent amount of blood on the ground.]

Fuggofffff..

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"We're getting your ass to the hospital."

[bonegardenbeau]

[he just lifts his uninjured arm up and flips Claude off but he can’t really keep the rest of his fingers closed in a proper fist so it’s a little hard to tell what he’s attempting to do at first.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

[He lets Luxray out of his ball, and the creature immediately picks Beau up between its teeth by his shirt collar.]

[bonegardenbeau]

[unlike how he’d usually react, Beau doesn’t even protest, he doesn’t have the energy to after all. The moss falls off his arm, leaving little bits of dirt and, well, moss left in the wound..not exactly a pretty sight.]

Ugh…

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"Maybe you should have thought twice before bleeding out in the woods."

[bonegardenbeau]

[Poking you with a stick] "Wake up, ho."

@i-keep-beau-from-theft

[he lets out a barely audible groan and looks at Claude, squinting. He’s shoved moss into the still very bloody wound on his arm, it clearly didn’t do what he wanted it to considering the decent amount of blood on the ground.]

Fuggofffff..

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"We're getting your ass to the hospital."

[bonegardenbeau]

[he just lifts his uninjured arm up and flips Claude off but he can’t really keep the rest of his fingers closed in a proper fist so it’s a little hard to tell what he’s attempting to do at first.]

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

[He lets Luxray out of his ball, and the creature immediately picks Beau up between its teeth by his shirt collar.]

[bonegardenbeau]

[Poking you with a stick] "Wake up, ho."

@i-keep-beau-from-theft

[he lets out a barely audible groan and looks at Claude, squinting. He’s shoved moss into the still very bloody wound on his arm, it clearly didn’t do what he wanted it to considering the decent amount of blood on the ground.]

Fuggofffff..

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

"We're getting your ass to the hospital."

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

Oh okay! Just had to double check since he seems to be bleeding out in the woods lol.

Oh shit, I'll go get him then.

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

Uhm

How far does the supervision go? Does it include outside of work?

Nope.

[i-keep-beau-from-theft]

I think your pet cat is with your pet freak

Ew. Beau is not my pet. I'll get Crinkle in a bit.