Supbeauvisor

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Intro post

Hello, I'm Claude. I'm the official supervisor of @bonegardenbeau. I'm here to make sure he doesn't steal corpses. Or kiss them. Or be weird with them. I hate my job.

My partner Pokémon is a liepard. She also questions why I have this job. I also have a Salazzle, Bisharp, Staraptor, Luxray, and a Drifblim.

OOC rules under cut!

Be respectful, no NSFW, under sixteen DNI because Beau is a horrible person and this man is in charge of him, magic anons are on, no hate mail, pelipper mail is on, no ships. This man is far too tired for ships.

[lenji-the-bug-boydead]

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@banefulzoroarkwife

@fluffy-shiny-altaria-guy

@parasectparty

[lenji-the-bug-boydead]

Mod here!

Hey everyone! I'm making a new blog so it shows up under my main, and not my Lenji blog! All the URLS will be changed!

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Can I pet your liepard?

Yeah, sure. Just be careful of Crinkle's chin. She doesn't like being touched there.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Can I borrow some money? No reason, of course

- 🪦

... Sure, fine.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

?? Were you forced to be his supervisor?

Yes.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Can I take you out? Not even as a romantic thing, just as a break from the shit you put up with.

Hell yeah. Let's go.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

I’m assuming you preferred that?

Yes.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

So, like, what did you do before?

Worked in a funeral home.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Ah. Oh Boy. That’s Definitely Not A Good Thing Then!

https://www.tumblr.com/bonegardenbeau/810524309789474816/considering-not-taking-my-antidepressants-anymore

... We are so fucked.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Hey. Uh. Question!

Does Beaus Depression Impede On His Ability To Work At All? Like, When He’s Not On His Antis..

Beau kisses corpses. I haven't seen him go off of his antis. I pray he never does.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Pelipper mail! Some very very strong pain meds.

Thank you. These will probably be gone in a week.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

I’m talking about Beau, who else would I be talking about?

I've always known him as a freak.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

What was He like before?

Who? You'll have to be more specific.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Congratulations on the celibacy, Claude

This officially means Beau gets more bitches than you

Arceus save those poor souls who think Beay is attractive.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Surely it's more than just that

I am also in charge of certain records, but essentially my job is to make sure Beau doesn't try to get a corpse pregnant.

[bonegardenbeau]

Hey I have not once done anything remotely sexual to a corpse.

[i-keep-beau-from-theftdead]

Yet.