Bug Pokémon 👍

Brio . 23 . He/him

[i-like-bug-types]

[If this acc looks familiar, it’s because the original was hacked. I’m starting over.]

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Name’s Brio. B’s fine long as ‘grunt’ isn’t before it. Not about that shit anymore.

Part of Team Flow. Cleaning up Po Town in Alola, turning it into a Pokémon rescue. I live on site with my partner ( @team-flow ) and sister. The rescue’s open to the public and accepting volunteers. Drop by if you’re ever on Ula’Ula. I’m the big Paldean guy with the bugs. 👍

Prolly just gonna use this account to look at Scolipede pics. Send asks or don’t. Will get to them when I get to them.

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Team Comp:

- Vega (Scolipede)

- Molotov (Volcarona)

- Hera (Heracross)

- Tiff (Pinsir)

- Rice (Anorith)

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[The admin of this account is an adult! You can address nsfw topics with/on this blog so long as it’s kept relevant and respectful. Asks can be posed to me, but I would prefer to stay in character as much as possible.]

[staymossy]

It’s gonna rain today

[i-like-bug-types]

Partner’s outta the house for once. Gotta get in some Bug Time ‘fore they’re home. You already know what that means.

[Attached is an image of an unusually large Scolipede resting his neck on a twin size bed. The rest of his body is lazily sprawled out on the floor.]

Big man on the bed for today. 👍

[i-like-bug-types]

How do you stop being attractive to people with blue hair? Time sensitive question.

[i-like-bug-types]

You failed me. They got at my titties like a clown honks on they unicycle’s horn. I’ll never be the same.

[calypso-is-here]

Haha🫵

Everyone laugh and point

[i-like-bug-types]

Hey.

Fuck you. 👎

[team-flow]

👀

[i-like-bug-types]

You stay out of this.

[i-like-bug-types]

How do you stop being attractive to people with blue hair? Time sensitive question.

[i-like-bug-types]

You failed me. They got at my titties like a clown honks on they unicycle’s horn. I’ll never be the same.

[calypso-is-here]

Haha🫵

Everyone laugh and point

[i-like-bug-types]

Hey.

Fuck you. 👎

[i-like-bug-types]

How do you stop being attractive to people with blue hair? Time sensitive question.

[i-like-bug-types]

You failed me. They got at my titties like a clown honks on they unicycle’s horn. I’ll never be the same.

[i-like-bug-types]

Oh. Uh. Ask if either of their parents is single?

That might make both of them forget about me and start sobbing. Could work. Thanks.

[i-like-bug-types]

Bad political opinions. Alternatively, messily eat a sloppy joe while scratching your butt and farting

Should’ve specified blue-haired *freaks*. Normal tactics will not work. These people would, out of pocket, hand me 100 bucks to scratch my ass for me.

[i-like-bug-types]

How do you stop being attractive to people with blue hair? Time sensitive question.

[i-like-bug-types]

No, I meant have to. To point out that there's similarly suboptimal from one perspective things that you sometimes have to do for their cultural reasons

Fair nuff. Never heard that before.

My partner’s more of a ‘brag bout they family’ kinda guy. I just kinda enjoy that it’s mine. Keep it private and cherished, type shit.

Will consider wallet pictures if it’d make ‘em that happy.

[compyputer]

new year new account, have a 'pede

[i-like-bug-types]

Hey man, you have to wear pants when it's 99F out too. I don't make the rules.

Think you meant don’t hafta.

Also feel like it’s weird to carry round the identity of everybody you live with. If somebody takes my shit, they’re gonna know what my whole family looks like, they names, and the date the pic was taken.

That’s not info I need a stranger runnin around with.

[i-like-bug-types]

It's considered a place to stash your more cherished things. So it can easily be read as liking your bugs more than your kid

Ion need wallet pics to prove I love my family. The fuck?

[i-like-bug-types]

Kinda odd not to also have a pic of them, even if separate, if you've got pics of your bugs

I have pictures of them. Just not in my wallet. I don’t see why that’s a problem.

[i-like-bug-types]

The scolipede tag sucks now. I dunno who Corbeau is and I don’t respect the Kalosian population enough to care.

[vinnigami]

baby bug playtime

[i-like-bug-types]

Adopted a kid.

They find it kind of annoying that foldable photo display in my wallet doesn’t include them. It’s just my bugs.

They snitched to my partner about this.

Sleeping on the couch tonight probably. That’s fine. Can just love on my Scolipede instead.