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buzzfeed unsolved bigfoot episode but its actually ccod bigfoot, master of kumite that speaks perfect english and most repectful polite guy ever
I'd like to confess that it was me who sent you that ask on whether you play dnd .i was trying to. open up an opportunity for me to make a dnd blog on our campaign
I AM SOBBING ON THE GROUD oh my god youre killing me
so im catching up on city council of darkness and im at the part where bingo does not run for mayor, if the ghorse does not end up as mayor of purpee oregon ill cry
so i didnt know my sister had friends over, henceforth when i came home and poured myself a bowl of cereal for lunch at 3.15 pm on a monday, i was under the scrutiny of gods most judgemental children, fourteen year olds.
now theyre in the living room and i cant go to the kitchen to get more cereal without further judgement. i can hear their laughter through the door of my room and it feels like mockery. my bowl is empty and my stomach yearns for more waffle crisps. please help im so hungry i want cereal please send cereal please
i am so in love with the concept of life. abiogenesis is so fascinating to me. what makes our arrangement of atoms so fundamentally different from that of any inanimate object? how did all of this spring up under the light of a celestial body 150 million kilometres away?? why do i get to experience the world in a way that no one else does? why was i born in the same lifetime as all of you? why is it in human nature to look for answers that don't exist? everything about me seems so very finite. it is very difficult for me to comprehend scales. how does anything limited exist in an infinite universe? we are so very fickle. we have only so much capacity for living and breathing and feeling emotion from one moment to the next. i feel like we're a teeny tiny patch of mold growing through the cracks of an incomprehensibly large wall. sometimes i think we shouldn't exist at all, but can anything really be unlikely in a constantly expanding world? how does something that is infinite expand? space travel is so mind blowing. how many generations of people looking up at the moon did it take before someone decided we'd go up there and touch it. and how many generations of earlier forms of our species than that. i think about the last universal common ancestor a lot. i can't comprehend the idea of nonexistence either. it's not like I have ever known what it's like to not be alive. logically i know what will happen to me when i die. consciousness will end and that's it. i like being alive. i like thinking about all the cells that make up me as a person. all these self contained complex systems working to keep me here. i like to stare at myself and move my hands around and imagine all the muscles moving in tandem and visualise the currents running through my neurons and synapses. it's all so efficient. how does any of this happen. why am i me and not a table. what separates me from a table if we're made of the same things. Why am i a quintillion times more complex than a table. i know that a whole lot of science is more of an attempt to make sense of the world than objective truth. i don't really think the world can be made sense of. but we try anyway. Please don't turn me into a table when i die. HEY HAS ANYONE EVER THOUGHT OF MAKING DND DICE WITH THE ASHES OF LOVED ONES i need to google this at once i feel like it would have been done
smth smth that quote about how our ancestors looked up to the same moon that we do, and that feeling when you look up into the stars and are met with the realisation that we are so much smaller than we think we are, and that there are so many answers to questions that we cant even fathom like what gives us the privilege of life? how blessed are we that we can feel and run and jump and look up to the stars!! what a burden it is to live and know that we cant learn everything, what a beauty that we can try anyway!! i love you bro
i keep staring at ur incredible booby trap art and i have to know what the thought was behind putting kristen in a high vis vest cuz like. of course she would that’s incredible
oh dude that scene in junior year with kristen and her parents!! Shes coordinating traffic she needs her vest!! She cant see without her vest!! No but for real i keep repeating “thats what you think..” to my friends and no ones getting reference
i asked chatgpt!! I asked gemini!! Well i asked brennan lee mulligan and he told me that i am not a monster and that religion is beautiful when it is a vehicle for love and faith rather than hate, and that doing my best is the greatest success criteria and that the universe loves and cares because i love and care. Oh and also that capitalism sucks and you should get in the comments!!
all said to agent clark btw
edit: kristen has insisted and coerced riz into annoying agent clark for the bit!! my lil guy would not get distracted by boobs (everyone else fully means it except adaine, who is also partially saying it for the bit)
This is my pocket wizard Pythagoras the Juxtaposition. He feeds on my thoughts and prayers
During the day he whispers sweet wizard insight into my ears and that’s why I am the way I am #born this way
the your friends society has decided to file a complaint against you and as the elected representative i'd like to come up and say that we collectively believe that you should be nicer to us. Especially with your turn of phrase. For example you keep calling us stupid and loser when we are neither stupid nor loser we are very cool winners if anything you're the stupid loser here okay thanks for your time please reflect on how your actions and words affect others
I changed it!! I love my stupid loser cool winner friends!!
the entire lore of avatar as explained by me (this is what i think is going on)
so there are four nations. the fire nation the water nation the ice nation the earth nation.
In the middle is ba sing se.
The fire nation invaded the water nation so the people in the water nation went up the mountain to form the ice nation and then the earth nation. Nothing really happened to them
There are four main characters aang (the last Airbender) toph (blind earthbender) katara (waterbender) and. Princess Yue (icebender)
the three of them are walking in the mountains when they spot a block of ice and out comes aang! He's the avatar the last Airbender this means he was from the air nation that died out because the fire nation invaded it
the avatar can do air fire water ice and earth bending
and also is immortal
he can do ice bending that's why he survived being trapped in a block of ice but he was really bad at it
anyway they decide to save the world so they go to ba sing se which had the refugees and uncover the plot!!!!!! so basically fire lord ozai has been going by the name uncle iroh and running a tea shop. And they're gathering intelligence so that they can invade ba sing se.
And they have an epic fight but lose horribly to fire lord ozai who goes grrrr blasted kids I'll spare you once but not next time
so they go on this epic journey to reclaim their powers
aang is the Sophie foster of it all he's the everythingbender
and then one day they're at a harbour and they find a ship and on that ship is Zuko! Zuko is an angsty guy with a bad haircut and he hides his identity then later on we have an emo reveal where he says that he's the fire lords son
but zuko is a rebel so he bends water instead because he's like Tam
fire lord ozai dies of old age
and his younger hotter cooler daughter becomes the fire lord
she sends ships to invade ba sing se
but aang intercepts at the harbour and challenges her! There will be a competition! With a wager! if aang yue katara and zuko and toph win then azula has to leave if not. They have to let her invade ba sing se
they have an epic fight and azula gets thrown off a cliff and then she grabs back on super sexily and smirks at the camera cue the music
she climbs back up the cliff yells IM CELEBRATING BEING AN ONLY CHILD and beats the fuck out of zuko
And then she invades ba sing se
zuko realises that he's weak and useless and must give in and take back his birthright so he gets his ass into shape and learns firebending
Aang has unlocked his epic powers he fights azula and beats her with the power of friendship ba sing se is saved
Azula has a gay situation ship with katara sokka and tylee who is her background dancer in the circus troupe
zuko and azula duke it out for the fire lord position and azula willingly forfeits because she's sweet like that and zuko gets to be the fire lord and azula can be badass worldwide while zuko has to deal with the fallouts of invading everybody
There's a hug between the main characters! Everyone is saved! And also fire lord ozai was revealed to never be dead he just liked being a tea shop owner better so uncle iroh is here to stay
sometimes you have to wonder what kind of friends you make you know?
got slapped in the face with this idea, I have many thoughts
instead of watching the new Harry Potter tv show and supporting jerk Rowling and her transphobic endeavours we should all collectively rewatch the Harry Potter musical parody A Very Potter Musical
the disaster twins!! (And also the first of my duos) They took half an hour to get in this position. My favourite commit to the bitters!!
need names for the Adaine Gorgug duo!! And also Kristen and Fabian, I’m thinking of drawing them in their funky little pairs
I miss my stupid lil disaster loser guy!! Bring him back!!
A little patch update to the bag!! We got a couple more d20 stuff on there now