CROWBAR.

morons.

[i7scrowbar]

Would you like a hug?

No.

[i7scrowbar]

If any of you were wondering why I don'7 come here of7en, 7his is why.

[i7scrowbar]

Drop kicks. Vanishes. Appears and laughs while pointing. "Prepare to get kicked!"

7hank you. Always so kind 7o me.

[i7scrowbar]

I7chy 7hrew gasoline in7o my plan7 po7s and 7hey died.

[i7scrowbar]

My las7 pos7 on here was seven mon7hs ago. So hey.

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Here’s a picture of my succulent ass

[v-e-r-d-e3]

[i7scrowbar]

dignaeris·:

You’re running with the wrong circus then, friend.

Yeah, 7ell me abou7 i7.

So you’re human. Can’7 say I’ve me7 one of 7hose before.

[i7scrowbar]

dignaeris·:

Aha. Come on. Can’t take a little joke, Crowbar?

I’m no7 one 7ha7 enjoys fooling around.

[i7scrowbar]

dignaeris·:

Maybe. If you think of something clever.

I have company now, don’t I.

Yeah, wha7 a fla77erer. Your gree7er pos7 sure made 7ha7 clear.

[i7scrowbar]

dignaeris·:

Your URL is literally It’s Crowbar. There wasn’t much guesswork involved.

A bit boring in all honesty. But hopefully looking up soon.

Yeah, I didn’7 se7 i7 up. Should probably change 7ha7.

Looking up? How so.

[i7scrowbar]

dignaeris‌:

Diamonds Droog. Call me Draco, to distinguish me from my alternates.

Some would say I have interesting taste in company.

How is your night going.

Yeah, I ga7hered 7ha7 you were one of him. How’d you know my name, huh?

Could be be77er. Yours?

[junglewave]

[i7scrowbar]

dignaeris·:

You’re so very welcome, Mister Seven.

Is it so wrong to want company.

Yeah, wha7ever.

Didn’7 7hink you’d wan7 my company, of all people.

[i7scrowbar]

dignaeris‌:

Oh. Hm. That’s disappointing, you know nothing.

I was making a frog joke at your expense. But you live under a rock.

Yeah 7ha7's real funny. You somehow managed 7o pull a frog joke on me wi7hou7 me having heard i7 before. Wha7 a big fucking miracle.

Wha7 do you wan7.

[i7scrowbar]

dignaeris‌:

@i7scrowbar

Crowbar. Good evening. What’s it like getting pegged by Miss Piggy.

Wha7's i7 like ge77ing wha7.

Now 7ha7 ain'7 a way 7o properly gree7 someone, you know.

[p-ic-tur-es]

• g r e e n •