I really hate indecision.

Hi, I'm Jake Abel. And I am one of the few people you will meet that can be summed up with about six words: Aspiring Polymath, Illiterate Lexophile, First-Class Patzer. If you don't know what those things mean, that's cool too. We can talk about movies. Don't like movies? We can talk about books. Don't like books? We can talk about dogs. Don't like dogs? ... Well let's make small talk about the weather until I can find a polite way to ditch you, then. Seriously, though... If you don't like those things, what do you like? Tag me as iamjakeabel.

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I have 'Africa' by Toto stuck in my head.

And if you don't know that song... YouTube it.

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Yeeeees.

Gave in and bought a new one. Sweet, sweet entertainment.

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You could keep your hands busy with me. I really wouldn't mind.

I told you, Anon. Not with a grey face...

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Oh boy, the images that sentence provokes. *She smirked.* What would you like to keep your hands busy with?

Oh I'm not picky.

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Being bored is never fun. Nothing keeping your attention? *She smiled.*

I left my guitar at home; that's what I usually do with spare time. I need something else to keep my fingers busy.

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Still bored guys.

Still bored guys.

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See, I had a theory that was what it was about. -Vivi pointed a finger at him, as if to say I told you so- It is hard to tell sometimes, but I’ve been sort of felt like an expert in the area of being bored, lately. …Sort of sucks, doesn’t it? 

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Absolutely sucks, nobody even wanted to attempt a conversation using alliteration with me. Am I that unappealing?

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Really? That’s a shame; alliteration can be fun! I doubt it has anything to do with how appealing you are, though. Sometimes boredom is just really persistent, right?

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You n me, Vivi. Tomorrow we shall alliterate. For right now, I'm a bit too tired for my brain to string together anything beyond basic sentence structure. Noun, adjective, adverb, verb. Still got it. ... And yes, sometimes boredom will not go away no matter how hard you shove.

[subjectofdennett]

See, I had a theory that was what it was about. -Vivi pointed a finger at him, as if to say I told you so- It is hard to tell sometimes, but I’ve been sort of felt like an expert in the area of being bored, lately. …Sort of sucks, doesn’t it? 

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Absolutely sucks, nobody even wanted to attempt a conversation using alliteration with me. Am I that unappealing?

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subjectofdennett replied to your post: Still bored.

So… I’m guessing you’re bored?

Goodness no. What ever gave you that idea?

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I don’t know. It might have had something to do with the number of times you said “still bored”. My mistake I guess. -She shrugged, laughing softly-

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Oh, that. [Jake laughed and shook his head.] It's a coping mechanism to deal with the... Oh, yes. With the crippling boredom.

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subjectofdennett replied to your post: Still bored.

So… I’m guessing you’re bored?

Goodness no. What ever gave you that idea?

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Still bored.

Still bored.

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*She shook her head.* I can’t do that. I’m sorry. We talked about this before. Things would be very complicated.

[Groans and flops onto his side dramatically.] Oh come on, how bad could it be?

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Well I’m more then happy to give you cuddles if you’d like them. *She smiled.*

I'd feel more comfortable cuddling with you off of Anon.

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Are you atleast getting some kind of cuddles or love?

My doggy loves me....Oh no I'm turning into one of those people. Perhaps I ought to be concerned.

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OH that’s not good at all, darlin! I’m sorry to hear that.

Not to worry, I'm not terribly concerned with sex. Just something I enjoy.

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I have decided.

Breaks are boring. I'm going to film constantly, non-stop, all the time, until I drop dead from exhaustion.

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*She smiled.* Hey there Handsome. Someone mark that pretty skin yet?

I am having a dry spell, love.